Haircut Quotes

Look at my haircut. I am ready for the war. (José Mourinho)
The American character looks always as if it had just had a rather bad haircut, which gives it, in our eyes at any rate, a greater humanity than the European, which even among its beggars has an all too professional air. View quote
Mary McCarthy
I had the most expensive haircut you can get, and I was walking around with my hair in rollers backstage, and my hair still came out looking like I was shot out of a cannon and I had just gotten out of bed. View quote
Kelly Cutrone
Everybody's got something. In the end, what choice does one really have but to understand that truth, to really take it in, and then shop for groceries, get a haircut, do one's work; get on with the business of one's life. That's the hope, anyway. View quote
David Rakoff
I used to have a sort of spiky haircut and it just feels better to have short hair again. View quote
Evan Dando
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. View quote
P. G. Wodehouse
People you knew when you were teenagers, the ones who saw your stupidest haircut and the most embarrassing things you've done in your life, and they still cared about you after all that: they're not replaceable, you know? View quote
Tana French
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. View quote
Sam Ewing
It was a huge shock. I've never had hair that short in my life! I think the rest of the cast and crew were mourning my haircut more than I was! But after a while, I felt liberated, I learned to embrace it. View quote
Camilla Belle
I don't like to do much with my hair - which is good, because I don't know how! I just always make sure I have a great haircut. View quote
Chyler Leigh
Justin Bieber stole my haircut. And Axl Rose stole my dance! (Davy Jones)
One of the most important things about looking youthful is to have a modern haircut. View quote
Evelyn Lauder
If there is a gay uniform, the differences are in how each man coordinates the details: the brand and cut of the jeans, the design of belts and boots, the haircut, the number and size of earrings. View quote
Lance Loud
I've had every haircut you could possibly imagine: mullet, tail, dreadlocks, afro, crew cut. It's always been an expression of who I am. View quote
Marc Forgione
I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet. View quote
Matthew Gray Gubler
Greece will not manage to get back on its feet without restructuring its debt. There is no way around it. The country's creditors will have to reduce a portion of its debts by extending maturity dates, lowering interest rates or giving them what's called a 'haircut' in financial jargon. View quote
Peer Steinbruck
I was sitting alone in a grim mood - furious that the press attacked Senator Edwards on the price of a haircut. But it inspired me - from now on, all haircuts, etc., that are necessary and important for his campaign - please send the bills to me... It is a way to help our friend without government restrictions. View quote
Rachel Lambert Mellon
When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time. View quote
Sammy Davis, Jr.
I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut! View quote
Sean Patrick Thomas
For me, it's all about the haircut. I don't have a lot of hair to style, so I keep it nice and fresh and tight. I actually go to the barbershop every five days. As soon as your haircut is on point, you have to make sure your outfit is fully ironed, you smell good, and you have clean sneakers on. Pretty much the head-to-toe look. View quote
Vinny Guadagnino
Being in a rock band, I feel a certain responsibility to have a weird haircut. I mean, who else gets to do that? (Win Butler)
I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had. View quote
Jamie Lee Curtis
Raúl is one of the best of Europe. He is Real Madrid's spirit. He is like Matthäus for us: indispensable, and with a bad haircut. View quote
Raúl González
"When the paintings suddenly started going for, like, really big money it definitely weirded me out, and I kind of went away to the middle of nowhere and I stopped making any more paintings. But the whole time the auction houses were just selling paintings that I'd done years before and sold for not much money. Or paintings that I traded for a haircut or, you know, an ounce of weed and they were going for like 50 grand." (lightly edited) View quote
Banksy
Beauty isn't worth thinking about what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. View quote
Garrison Keillor