Refrigerator Quotes - page 4

Talking to a conservative is like talking to your refrigerator... You know, the light goes on, the light goes off; it's not going to do anything that isn't built into it... And I'm not going to talk to a conservative anymore than I talk to my damn refrigerator. (Utah Phillips)
My mom had Julia Child and 'The Fannie Farmer Cookbook' on top of the refrigerator, and she had a small repertoire of French dishes. View quote
Anthony Bourdain
Living on $6 a day means you have a refrigerator, a TV, a cell phone, your children can go to school. That's not possible on $1 a day. View quote
Bill Gates
(Signs on refrigerator) Could be a leftover tuna casserole inside...Or one of those pesky, black...U.N. helicopters. View quote
Nicole Hollander
the best part was pulling down the shades stuffing the doorbell with rags putting the phone in the refrigerator and going to bed for 3 or 4 days. and the next best part was nobody ever missed me. View quote
Charles Bukowski
My refrigerator is full of kale and greens. I can't imagine something greasy, or eating meat. View quote
Pamela Anderson
If I have a weakness, it's probably ice cream. That's where I get lax, sloppy. I'll sneak into the refrigerator at night and take two or three bites and put it back. Butter pecan. Only two or three bites, but it shows. View quote
Jack Nicklaus
Our artwork did not hang on the refrigerator or anywhere near it, because our parents recognised it for what it was: crap. View quote
David Sedaris
Whitehouse disappeared into ignominy. William Thomson ended up being knighted and later elevated to a baron by Queen Victoria. He became Lord Kelvin and eventually got an important unit of measurement, an even more important law of physics, and a refrigerator named after him. View quote
Neal Stephenson