Retarded Quotes - page 3

I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired. (Frank Serpico)
I was thought to be retarded as a child, and all the evidence indicates that I was. View quote
Guy Davenport
I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded. View quote
Ilona Andrews
Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim. View quote
Ilona Andrews
The mass of workers, as yet non-Socialist, is retarded in its development towards Socialism. View quote
Karl Radek
I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor. View quote
Laurie Notaro
There's an assumption in many of these cultures that these children are mentally retarded, when in fact they're not at all. I saw how the operation affects the child, as well as the child's family and often the village. View quote
Roma Downey
And when native man left off this form of development, his humanization was retarded in growth. View quote
Standing Bear
Me, I'm spiritually retarded, I need to be knee deep in water with a fly rod in my hands, that's about as close to God as I get. View quote
Steve Earle
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. View quote
David Sedaris
Now watch me go retarded, yellow short bus. (Lil Wayne)
Man is sadly retarded by allowable imperfections. View quote
Henry S. Haskins
When a mentally retarded child is born, the religious question we often ask is, "Why does God let this happen?" The better question to pose is to ask, "What kind of community should we be so that mental retardation isn't a barrier to the enjoyment of one's full humanity?" View quote
Harold S. Kushner
Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30. View quote
Katherine Heigl
That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea. View quote
Nora Roberts
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. View quote
Joe Rogan
How would you feel if you lived on an island populated, apart from yourself, exclusively by retarded, malicious chimpanzees? Well, that's how I feel. Don't laugh, because you're one of those retarded, malicious chimpanzees. View quote
Arthur Jones (inventor)
The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded". View quote
Tucker Max
A lot of the main characters in horror movies are outsiders as well, so that outsider syndrome reverberates within horror fans and geeky collectors. It's kind of a rallying call that brings fans and collectors together who are a little socially retarded, maybe. View quote
Kirk Hammett
I'm drinking Jack and I started blacking out. You ever black out? Or as I call it, time travel? You ever do that? Oh yeah! You know how it is -- you're drinking, you black out. You wake up, you're in another bar. You're drinking, you black out. You wake up, you're playing that knife game with a half-Indian somewhere in North Dakota, "Yeah! Yeah! Winner fixes the tranny! Yeah". You're drinking, you black out. You wake up, you're in White Castle -- working there 3 years, STILL not assistant manager. Your buddies tell you to quit, but you can't 'cause you're banging the slow girl on the fry-o-later. They say she's a little retarded, but those titties ain't retarded! View quote
Dave Attell
I'm as close to retarded as you can get and still live alone, I'll admit that. If there was an island for retarded people, I would be their king. They would be like "he can cut his own meat, he will lead us!" (Mitch Fatel)
Science has been seriously retarded by the study of what is not worth knowing, and what is not knowable. View quote
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Live for today you retarded little shit. The end is near. View quote
Joey Comeau
Maybe those inclined towards the arts are so spiritually retarded to a degree that we must go through the whole process of cathartic expression just to discover how we really feel. View quote
Mark Heard
We were just amazed we were putting out a record. We were, and are, still learning. But we've never cared much for professionalism as long as the energy was there. Like our live shows We're out of tune and use a lot of feedback. That's not on purpose or because we don't care, we're just musically and rhythmically retarded and we play so hard that we can't tune our guitars fast enough. View quote
Kurt Cobain