Madam Quotes - page 3

I may be drunk madam, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will be just as ugly. (Winston Churchill)
BB: So, who here has a guinea pig? Various Audience Members cheer BB: What kind of guinea pig? Muffled suggestions from audience members BB: Nah, you're not serious about it! (Imitates guniea pig owners) "I dunno, some brown thing...". So what breed? Audience Member: Crested! BB: (misunderstands) A what? A crusty...a crusty guinea pig? (Imitates owner) I think you should take it to the vet as soon as possible! "Gah, it's crusting over again, it's crusting up Captain!!" (understands) Ah, crested? What you have there is a newt I think, madam! Some bloke in a pub sold you that! (as man in pub) "Yeah, that's a crested guinea pig, they're lovely, them..." View quote
Bill Bailey
Sacred Sibyl!” I cried. "Madam, there is something wrong with your midsection!” The woman stopped, mystified, and looked down at her hugely swollen belly. "Well, I'm seven months pregnant. View quote
Rick Riordan
We all laced together-a brothel madam, an English professor, a mute cook, a quadroon cabbie, and me, the girl carrying a bucket of lies and throwing them like confetti. View quote
Ruta Sepetys
Then the young samurai's mother had the child sold to a brothel, where she swept the floors and oiled the women and watched the secret ways. At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest. Groups of men paid to watch. Like other girls who have been trained this way, she learned to handle many men in a single night and her skin turned a milky white. View quote
Scooter Libby
Our first play in 1981 was Jean Genet's The Balcony, a prophetic choice, set in Paris in turmoil, just as London was being torched during the Brixton riots, an explosion of racial tensions that had been simmering for some time. I insisted on casting a Caribbean actress to play the lead, Irma the Madam of the Brothel. View quote
Angelique Rockas
I'll never forget one morning I walked in and I had a hell of a bruise - it had been a difficult night the night before - and a client said to me, 'Good God, Vidal, what happened to your face?' And I said, 'Oh, nothing, madam, I just fell over a hairpin.' View quote
Vidal Sassoon
If I can't eat the meal in a restaurant, and the waiter asks, 'Is everything all right, Madam?', I tell them that I'm on a diet. View quote
Cilla Black
To call that writing, madam, is an insult to quills and ink across the world. View quote
Julia Quinn
I had this wild imagination. I was never me. All my childhood photos, I'm in fancy dress, playing a Russian refuge or Marvelous Mad Madam Mim. View quote
Juno Temple
I deciced if I were ever to get into booze and women, my line would be, 'Excuse me, madam, but I would really love to bed and muss you. . . . Are you perchance free this evening? (Rachel Cohn)
FRANCIS PICABIA is an imbecile, an idiot, a pickpocket!!! 1921 BUT He saved Arp from constipation! The first mechanical work was created by madam Tzara the Day she put little Tristan into the world, however she didn't know it funny girl Francis Picabia is an imbecilic Spanish professor who has never been dada FRANCIS PICABIA IS NOTHING FRANCIS PICABIS likes the morality of idiots Arp's binocle is Tristan's testicle FRANCIS PICABIS IS NOTHING!!!!!!!!!! But Arp was Dada before Dada. View quote
Francis Picabia
Sometimes I get to put on posh frocks and be Madam Glamour, the vendor of my wares. My lovely friend Kath, a stylist, puts me into things I'd never dream of. But my real life is very different. It's very, very home-based - an intense domestic life, that's the core of everything. View quote
Emma Thompson
Madam, you flatter yourself. I do not want to marry you or anyone else. I am not a marrying man. - Rhett Butler. View quote
Margaret Mitchell
I know not, Madam, that you have a right, upon moral principles, to make your readers suffer so much. View quote
Samuel Johnson
Ignorance, madam, pure ignorance. View quote
Samuel Johnson
Nay, Madam, when you are declaiming, declaim and when you are calculating, calculate. View quote
Samuel Johnson
Madam, before you flatter a man so grossly to his face, you should consider whether or not your flattery is worth his having. View quote
Samuel Johnson
GOOD, adj. Sensible, madam, to the worth of this present writer. Alive, sir, to the advantages of letting him alone. View quote
Ambrose Bierce
SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam. View quote
Ambrose Bierce
Madam your wife and I didn't hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won't say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn't me. (Elizabeth Gaskell)
You, that are going to be married, think things can never be done too fast but we that are old, and know what we are about, must elope methodically, madam. View quote
Oliver Goldsmith
to a defendant who called the plaintiff a "witch" after the judge ruled in the plaintiff's favor: You gotta learn to behave yourself, madam. I have a feeling you have a pretty hot temper - not as hot as mine. That's all - out! View quote
Judith Sheindlin
ROSS You must have patience, madam. LADY MACDUFF He had none His flight was madness when our actions do not, Our fears do make us traitors. View quote
William Shakespeare
Jed Exodus, sounds like he's gonna go get changed in a phone box [heroic American accent] "WATCH OUT FOR JED EXODUS... I AM THE PISSER... I CAN FILL A LOO IN NO TIME." That's where he's probably just gone now, out to prevent a crime. "HEY YOU, GET AWAY FROM THAT WOMAN AND STOP MUGGING HER." "All right mate, all right." "THERE YOU GO, MADAM, YOU CAN GO ON YOUR WAY, PISS, PISS, PISS, PISS, PISS, PISS, PISS." View quote
Lee Evans (comedian)