Moron Quotes - page 2

A man who had a heart attack while he was alone in his house was saved when his dog brought him the phone so he could call for help. However, it should be noted that for every one of these heartwarming stories, there's a million others where the dog just sits there like a moron and watches you die. (Tina Fey)
The writer must be four people: 1) The nut, the obsede 2) The moron 3) The stylist 4) The critic. 1 supplies the material; 2 lets it come out; 3 is taste; 4 is intelligence. View quote
Susan Sontag
Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork? View quote
John McEnroe
What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time! View quote
Margaret Atwood
George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you'll pardon the expression. View quote
Martin Sheen
The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife. View quote
David Ogilvy
Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron. View quote
Eoin Colfer
Shut up, moron, shut up, shut up. View quote
Rudy Giuliani
How do you politely explain to someone that you had believed for years he was a moron as well as a Fool? Fitz in Assassin's Apprentice. View quote
Robin Hobb
When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end up looking like a moron instead. View quote
Robin Hobb
Kyle is a werewolf?"asked Simon "Of course he's a werewolf, you moron"said Jace. (Cassandra Clare)
Trump says a lot of things that are crazy... Trump's a moron. View quote
Carly Fiorina
You pulled out a gun, and you shot the gun over FLOWERS! Are you a MORON?!! ... You should be hiding under a rock, not acting as plaintiff in a lawsuit! View quote
Judith Sheindlin
If we had killed 10.3 million Jews, then I would have been satisfied and would say, good, we annihilated an enemy. ... I wasn't only issued orders, in this case I'd have been a moron, but I rather anticipated, I was an idealist. View quote
Adolf Eichmann
Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron. View quote
Glenn Beck
For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron. View quote
Nick Hornby
One never quite allows for the moron in our midst. View quote
Agatha Christie
This jackass of a president ought to proclaim pride month for decency, abstinence and chastity, not for the most abominable sins known to mankind - in the estimation of God Almighty, that is. Obama will bring down the curses of God upon the whole creation. Remember, you ignorant Americans, you Obama-worshippers around the world, we warned you. He raises a false argument ordering that nobody discriminate against fags. Listen up, you Bible-ignorant moron! It is neither wrongful nor sinful to discriminate against sin! View quote
Fred Phelps
I love a guy who knows how to bitch. Any moron can gripe about chow or rotations, but someone who can get exercised over architecture is my kind of dude. View quote
Steven Pressfield
I couldn't help feeling people thought I was a moron, and my self-imposed insecurity constantly bedeviled me. View quote
Nicholas Brendon
The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts. (H. L. Mencken)
I'm a techno moron. I need help just to plug in my video camera. View quote
Libba Bray
You stupid f-ing moron. How could you risk your presidency for this? View quote
Hillary Clinton
If you don't vote, you're a moron. View quote
Craig Ferguson
Anyone who says that Iran will commit suicide with its nuclear power is a moron and has no business in discussion. View quote
Reza Aslan