Moron Quotes

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions. (George Carlin)
Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a further step and hold that two morons are better than one genius? View quote
Leó Szilárd
The consumer isn't a moron she is your wife. You insult her intelligence if you assume that a mere slogan and a few vapid adjectives will persuade her to buy anything. She wants all the information you can give her. View quote
David Ogilvy
If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. View quote
Alice Cooper
The computer is a moron. View quote
Peter Drucker
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. View quote
Al Goldstein
Each of us is sometimes a cretin, a fool, a moron, or a lunatic. A normal person is just a reasonable mix of these components, these four ideal types. View quote
Umberto Eco
A genius is a genius, regardless of the number of morons who belong to the same race - and a moron is a moron, regardless of the number of geniuses who share his racial origin. View quote
Ayn Rand
There are now unmistakeable signs of a trend in favor of superior products at premium prices. The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife. View quote
David Ogilvy
Only some ghastly dehumanised moron would want to get rid of the Routemaster. View quote
Ken Livingstone
You're not a moron. You're only a case of arrested development. (Ernest Hemingway)
So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon. View quote
Emo Philips
The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron. View quote
Ted Rall
Nature abhors a moron. View quote
H. L. Mencken
Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron. View quote
Andy Borowitz
Look and you wlll see, that which was can never be. When they seek a boy your age, Run, you flippin moron, run! View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality. View quote
Alice Sebold
It seems to us that in intelligence there is a fundamental faculty, the alteration or the lack of which, is of the utmost importance for practical life. This faculty is judgment, otherwise called good sense, practical sense, initiative, the faculty of adapting one's self to circumstances. A person may be a moron or an imbecile if he is lacking in judgment; but with good judgment he can never be either. Indeed the rest of the intellectual faculties seem of little importance in comparison with judgment. View quote
Alfred Binet
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb. View quote
Aaron McGruder
Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them? View quote
Madeleine L'Engle
I'm a monster, not a moron. (P. C. Cast)
What kind of moron would go to work for half the amount of money, when they could sit at home and collect what's written in a contract? View quote
Bill Goldberg
Some people think I'm a total moron and I would hope most people think I'm very good at what I do. View quote
Dan Abrams
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for. View quote
Jasper Carrott
...the moron who thought love was forever. View quote
Daniel Handler