Annoy Quotes

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner)
We often pardon those that annoy us, but we cannot pardon those we annoy. View quote
François de La Rochefoucauld
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. View quote
Noël Coward
You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you. View quote
Robert Anton Wilson
If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing. View quote
Kingsley Amis
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. View quote
E. W. Howe
Urban survival rule 22: Never annoy an armed man. View quote
Kelley Armstrong
People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world. View quote
Howie Mandel
I just don't know a couple that's been married more than three years that doesn't annoy the heck out of each other every 15 minutes. View quote
Patricia Heaton
How small of all that human hearts endure, That part which laws or kings can cause or cure! Still to ourselves in every place consigned, Our own felicity we make or find. With secret course, which no loud storms annoy, Glides the smooth current of domestic joy. View quote
Samuel Johnson
If you really want to annoy me, ask me when I'm going to retire from rock n' roll. (Bruce Dickinson)
I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. View quote
Roald Dahl
Here's a quick rule of thumb: Don't annoy science fiction writers. These are people who destroy entire planets before lunch. Think of what they'll do to you. View quote
John Scalzi
If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. View quote
Pietro Aretino
The first thought that occurred to me, that night when I heard the chairman of the jury announce my name, was, Just think how many people hate me at this moment. Naturally, I wanted to annoy those people even further by being arrogant. View quote
John Banville
Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes he only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases. View quote
Lewis Carroll
The desire to annoy no one, to harm no one, can equally well be the sign of a just as of an anxious disposition. View quote
Friedrich Nietzsche
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. View quote
Fred Allen
For pain is perhaps but a violent pleasure? Who could determine the point where pleasure becomes pain, where pain is still a pleasure Is not the utmost brightness of the ideal world soothing to us, while the lightest shadows of the physical world annoy? View quote
Honoré de Balzac
The unexpected may annoy us, but may also wake us up. View quote
Scott Sanders
Oh contraire, mon frère. I'm able to annoy all adults in ten syllables or less. Sometimes, I don't even have to speak at all. I just walk into the room and it rankles them. (Sherrilyn Kenyon)
People who don't take care of their drums really annoy me. View quote
John Bonham
The mace prodded Will in the back again. That little habit was starting to annoy him and he was tempted to take the weapon from the sergeant major and do a little prodding of his own. View quote
John Flanagan
I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me. View quote
Gene Tierney
I suppose I am a frustrated musician so I annoy my family by playing guitar in the house. I used to be into acoustic stuff but my son Joseph is learning drums, so now I have an electric guitar and we play Metallica. We have an amp and a PA in the garage with his drum kit. View quote
Kevin McKidd