Jerk Quotes - page 4

What do you say, Pooh?" Pooh opened his eyes with a jerk and said, "Extremely." "Extremely what?" asked Rabbit. "What you were saying," said Pooh. "Undoubtably. (A. A. Milne)
If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk. View quote
Steve Carell
She'd cried loudly enough that the man sitting across from her had offered her a tissue, and she'd screamed, what do you think you're looking at jerk? At him, because that was what you did in New York. After that she felt a little better. View quote
Cassandra Clare
You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to talk about it. What a jerk. View quote
George Clooney
Music is for people. The word 'pop' is simply short for popular. It means that people like it. I'm just a normal jerk who happens to make music. As long as my brain and fingers work, I'm cool. View quote
Eddie Van Halen
I'll get cast occasionally as sort of the jerk version of myself, and I have fun doing that. But it's really better for everyone if I stay behind the camera. View quote
Aaron Sorkin
I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I tried it... for about ten years. View quote
Harry Connick
You're a jerk,' repeated the alien, 'a complete asshole. View quote
Douglas Adams
You want to be a better person? Go listen to someone you disagree with. don't argue with them just. It's remarkable what interesting things people will say if you take the time to not be a jerk. View quote
Brandon Sanderson
Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are. View quote
Kurt Vonnegut
If you've ever been to the monkey house in one of those awful downscale zoos, you know what monkeys - these particular monkeys - are like: They jerk off and fling poo all day, generally using the same hand for both, and they don't do a hell of a lot else, unless there's McDonald's. All day: jerk off, fling poo, jerk off, fling poo, jerk, fling, jerk, fling.Twitter, basically. (Kevin D. Williamson)
I'd rather cut my arm off than vote for that jerk. View quote
Mike Murphy (political consultant)
You are nothing but a crazy ass jerk! View quote
Wesley Willis
Fishing is a jerk at one end of a line waiting for a jerk at the other end of a line. View quote
Peter Corey
I've seen the future and it will be I've seen the future and it works If there's life after, we will see So I can't go like a jerk Systematic overthrow of the underclass Hollywood conjures images of the past New world needs spirituality that will last I've seen the future and it will be. View quote
Prince (musician)
I'm human and I've played my butt off for ten years. I'm not a loafer, I'm not a jerk, I'm a baseball player. View quote
Reggie Jackson
In a sense, sexual harassment lawsuits are just the latest version of the female selection process-allowing her to select for men who care enough for her to put their career at risk; who have enough finesse to initiate without becoming a jerk and enough guts to initiate despite a potential lawsuit... In the past, though, the process of his overcoming her barriers was called ‘courtship.' Now it is called either ‘courtship' or ‘sexual harassment'. View quote
Warren Farrell
Jerk off, fling poo, jerk off, fling poo, jerk, fling, jerk, fling.I hate monkeys.This is their story. View quote
Kevin D. Williamson
He had developed great wrist strength, and not only could he jerk one out of the park even when swinging late, but he could also drive an inside pitch to the opposite field. Take it from me: he was almost impossible to pitch to. View quote
Roberto Clemente
Virtually 100 percent of TV ads that portray only one sex as a jerk portray the man as the jerk. View quote
Warren Farrell