Fork Quotes

Is it progress if a cannibal uses knife and fork? (Stanisław Jerzy Lec)
When you come to a fork in the road, take it. View quote
Yogi Berra
Some women chasing men, and some - for dreams. If you are at a fork, remember, your career will not wake up one morning to say that more does not love you. View quote
Lady Gaga
Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter what fork you use. View quote
Emily Post
When I was little, my mother taught me how to use a fork and knife. The trouble is that Mother forget to teach me how to stop using them! View quote
Hattie McDaniel
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. View quote
Paul Prudhomme
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. View quote
Ambrose Bierce
We rarely recognize how wonderful it is that a person can traverse an entire lifetime without making a single really serious mistake - like putting a fork in one's eye or using a window instead of a door. View quote
Marvin Minsky
One way to find food for thought is to use the fork in the road, the bifurcation that marks the place of emergence in which a new line of development begins to branch off. View quote
William Irwin Thompson
High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless. View quote
John Mayer
Father, make of me a crisis man. Bring those I contact to decision. Let me not be a milepost on a single road; make me a fork, that men must turn one way or another on facing Christ in me. (Jim Elliot)
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork - Oscar Wilde. View quote
Oscar Wilde
The practice of diplomacy, I have found, is sometimes like eating soup with a fork: much activity yielding little nourishment. View quote
Sheri S. Tepper
I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it. View quote
Larry Wall
I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there's a story there. View quote
Mark Haddon
And that because the moving parts are a million times smaller than the ones we're familiar with, they move a million times faster, just as a smaller tuning fork produces a higher pitch than a large one. View quote
K. Eric Drexler
Tori joined us for dinner --in body, at least. She spent the meal practicing for a role in the next zombie movie, expressionless, methodically moving fork to mouth, sometimes even with food on it. View quote
Kelley Armstrong
It's possible, in a poem or short story, to write about commonplace things and objects using commonplace but precise language, and to endow those things-a chair, a window curtain, a fork, a stone, a woman's earring-with immense, even startling power. View quote
Raymond Carver
Nothing is less important than which fork you use. Etiquette is the science of living. It embraces everything. It is ethics. It is honor. View quote
Emily Post
The shorter the chain between raw food and fork, the fresher it is and the more transparent the system is. View quote
Joel Salatin
When planning your wedding you make so many decisions: 'Do I want this fork or that fork?' But in the end people aren't going to remember what napkin holder you choose. (Lara Stone)
One of the most important things that I have learned in my 57 years is that life is all about choices. On every journey you take, you face choices. At every fork in the road, you make a choice. And it is those decisions that shape our lives. View quote
Mike DeWine
The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the right fork to use, and then proceeds to use the wrong one. So does the child who listens to parents bicker and fuss, yet is told to be nice to his brothers and sisters. View quote
Rachel Blanchard
I travel 330 days a year and eat every two and a half hours - I'm a big guy. I always carry a fork, little bottles of spices, and Sriracha. I eat what I feel like eating. View quote
Robert Irvine
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. View quote
Sam Snead