Shave Quotes

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night. (Woody Allen)
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' View quote
Mitch Hedberg
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. View quote
Adlai Stevenson II
Commuter one who spends his life In riding to and from his wife A man who shaves and takes a train And then rides back to shave again. View quote
E. B. White
I'm not a lawyer- I'm a kind of mouthpiece/activist type, though occasionally they shave me and stuff me into my Bar Mitzvah suit and send me to a standards body or the UN to stir up trouble. I spend about three weeks a month on the road doing completely weird stuff like going to Microsoft to talk about DRM. View quote
Cory Doctorow
Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator. View quote
Simon Cowell
This is sad. I just think it's a little ridiculous we are still only looking at the surface of one another. Red hair? Blue hair? Pink? Blonde? Short? Long? Whatever. We might as well shave our heads. Hair has nothing to do with the reason we playing music. It's a style. Something that will never last as long as the songs we play and the words we sing. Listen up ladies in bands, I'm so proud to be one of you and I don't care if we all look exactly alike or if we are all carbon copies of each other. We have things to say and it's up to us to get people to not just look but to LISTEN! View quote
Hayley Williams
I think I'm a realist. Which people who don't like me consider to be pessimism. It isn't pessimism at all. If I was a pessimist I wouldn't get up, I wouldn't shave, I wouldn't watch Batman at 7:30 a. m. Pessimists just don't do that sort of thing. View quote
Morrissey
The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. View quote
Woody Allen
Shave a gorilla and it would be almost impossible, at twenty paces, to distinguish him from a heavyweight champion of the world. Skin a chimpanzee, and it would take an autopsy to prove he was not a theologian. View quote
H. L. Mencken
I always saw myself as really ugly. My father even told me I was ugly because I would shave my head and look like a boy. (Asia Argento)
The alarm rings 4:45, again at 5, but I wake up 4:30 naturally. Shower, shave, orange juice, perk my own coffee, hear the news, and the CBS car arrives 5:30. View quote
Charlie Rose
When in times of turmoil and breakup, do not cut or shave your head, because it will never end well. View quote
Christine Lakin
When I portray Stabler, I have to shave every day and cut my hair every week! And then, I really like to change my looks for films like 'Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle' where I have the pleasure of playing the ugliest man in the world. View quote
Christopher Meloni
The best thing about switching from being an actor to being a director is that you don't have to shave or hold your stomach in anymore. View quote
Dick Powell
I'm a T-shirt-and-jeans-with-combat-boots guy. And if I don't have to shave, I don't. View quote
Gabriel Macht
Looking in the mirror to check if my tie is straight is a waste of my time. I only look in the mirror once a day, and that's in the morning when I shave. View quote
Lennart Meri
The idea that God's mercy is connected to whether or not I shave is ludicrous, and I need to just trust myself, and that, you know, if I'm deserving of God's mercy, I'll get it, regardless of, you know, my beard. View quote
Matisyahu
I try to shave at night so my skin has a chance to settle by the early morning call-time. View quote
Patrick Wilson
You can shave my head if you need to; it doesn't bother me. View quote
Peta Wilson
When my dad was badly weakened by the flu and my mom wanted to call an ambulance to take him to the emergency room, he wouldn't go unless he could shave first and change into a nice shirt and a pair of slacks. (Rich Lowry)
Sometimes I've gotten photographs back and people have literally shaven off pieces of me, and I tell them to put it back. View quote
Alicia Keys
Anyway, that's how it is! Either they obey the law, or they're expelled!! And make sure they wear their veils correctly..." - "If hair is as stimulating as you say, then you need to shave your moustache!" My father actually said that. View quote
Marjane Satrapi
You shaved your head for V For Vendetta. Did you also shave your V for Vagina? (to Natalie Portman). View quote
Zach Galifianakis
It was very, very hard work organizing that Wall concert but everyone was fabulous to work with - Bryan Adams, Van Morrison, Cyndi Lauper, bloody brilliant. All brilliant. Except for Sinead O'Connor... She doesn't understand anything. She's just a silly little girl. You can't just lie in the corner and shave your bloody head and stick it up your arse and occasionally pull it out to go (_"brogue"_) 'Oh, I tink this is wrong and dat is wrong' and burst into tears. View quote
Roger Waters