Laundry Quotes

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. (Jerry Seinfeld)
No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate, there has to be an element of good luck and good fortune and good timing. View quote
Patty Duke
I think it was one of the better meetings that I've had with those guys, because I was honestly able to say everything I wanted to say, and I pretty much aired out the dirty laundry. So from that point on, I thought all of that was behind us. View quote
Latrell Sprewell
We were clever enough to turn a laundry list into poetry. View quote
Umberto Eco
The poet who writes "free" verse is like Robinson Crusoe on his desert island: he must do all his cooking, laundry and darning for himself. In a few exceptional cases, this manly independence produces something original and impressive, but more often the result is squalor - dirty sheets on the unmade bed and empty bottles on the unswept floor. View quote
W. H. Auden
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done. View quote
Burt Reynolds
It's a purging of sorts. Like, when you're all done doing your laundry and it's fresh and bright, but washing the clothes, you wouldn't want to get in while it's spinning around. View quote
Maynard James Keenan
We got the bubble headed bleached blonde comes on at five, She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye, It's interesting when people die give us dirty laundry... View quote
Don Henley
We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry. View quote
E. B. White
The plight of the actor, even if he's a star, is the plight of the women's movement. They're saying the same thing to us: get into bed, give me a good time, then give me something to eat, go get the laundry, be a good girl. View quote
Dustin Hoffman
So when the blue smoke of brittle leaves was in the air and the wind blew the wet laundry stiff on the line I decided to come back home. (F. Scott Fitzgerald)
July 24, 6:03 A. M. The laundry was warm and the rafters were firm, and Michael Holzapfel jumped from the chair as if it were a cliff... Michael Holzapfel knew what he was doing. He killed himself for wanting to live. View quote
Markus Zusak
Great teams do not hold back with one another. They are unafraid to air their dirty laundry. They admit their mistakes, their weaknesses, and their concerns without fear of reprisal. View quote
Patrick Lencioni
In case you're wondering, the underside of a sheep doesn't smell that great. Imagine a winter sweater that's been dragged through the mud and left in the laundry hamper for a week. Something like that. View quote
Rick Riordan
Gaea?” Leo shook his head. "Isn't that Mother Nature? She's supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and dear and rabbits doing her laundry.” "Leo, that's Snow White,” Piper said. View quote
Rick Riordan
In the past, I had particularly loved her smell. She always smelled freshed, freshly washed or of freshed laundry or fresh sweat or freshly loved. View quote
Bernhard Schlink
I love doing laundry! It's so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets. View quote
Keri Russell
[Kagura is doing laundry and tries to wring out Kyou's shirt causing it to rip in two ] Kyo Sohma: Tell me what I think just happened didn't just happen Kagura: My love! Kyo Sohma: My shirt! View quote
Natsuki Takaya
I know how to separate my own laundry. View quote
Amy Ryan
I know what it's like to finish the laundry and to look in the basket five minutes later and it's full again. I know what it's like to pull all the groceries in, and see the teenagers run through, and all of a sudden, all of the groceries you just bought a few hours ago are gone. View quote
Ann Romney
Feminism is an entire world view or gestalt, not just a laundry list of women's issues. (Charlotte Bunch)
I am a great procrastinator. When the writing is going really well, the laundry piles up. View quote
Dana Spiotta
I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean. View quote
Jenny Holzer
Hearing the Beastie Boys speak out against sexism made me feel like if these men who had once sung about getting girls to 'do the laundry' and 'clean up my room' could understand, maybe the rest of the world would follow suit. It made me hopeful in the best way. View quote
Jessica Valenti
People ask me what I do in my spare time, and I look at them blankly, truly believing that I don't even have spare time, and if I did, I'd probably use it for something mundane, like chipping away at the mound of laundry rising to dangerous proportions in the back room. View quote
Kim Harrison