Banana Quotes

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.' (Mitch Hedberg)
Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana. View quote
Bill Gates
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. View quote
Groucho Marx
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at... View quote
Mitch Hedberg
Any ape can reach for a banana, but only a human can reach for the stars or even know what that means. View quote
Vilayanur S. Ramachandran
My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark. View quote
Casey Affleck
You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana. View quote
Harvey Korman
If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana. View quote
Lee Kuan Yew
If this Government cannot get the adjustment, get manufacturing going again, and keep moderate wage outcomes and a sensible economic policy, then Australia is basically done for. We will end up being a third rate economy...a banana republic. View quote
Paul Keating
My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave. View quote
Mark Ruffalo
During the Vietnam War, Abbie Hoffman announced that the new high was banana peels taken rectally. So then FBI scientists stuffed banana peels up their asses to find out if this was true or not. (Kurt Vonnegut)
Kelly, there are people in Somalia who would die for a banana. View quote
Jack Osbourne
If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit is a very good snack in general. View quote
Marcus Samuelsson
I knew there was a reason I didnt turn you into a banana slug." Leonid'd eyes widened. "No banana slug! Please!" "It was a compliement, silly. Forbidden is good! Sadie likes forbidden! View quote
Rick Riordan
You don't want your credibility banana to turn brown, but you do want to speak out about what you believe in. View quote
Bradley Whitford
In a pinch, when my leather shoes need a quick shine, I take the inside of a banana peel and rub it on the leather like I would a shoe wax. Then I spit-shine it and buff it with a cloth, and my shoes look great. View quote
Chris Diamantopoulos
People... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.' View quote
Chris Farley
I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits. View quote
Chris Isaak
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny. View quote
Christopher Meloni
Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on. View quote
Daphne Guinness
A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing. (Dav Pilkey)
I normally don't love green juices, but Body & Eden makes theirs tasty by blending ingredients like avocado and banana with the usual suspects like kale and spinach. Delicious as they are, they're low calorie, and the drink names are catchy: I Have Balance, I Have Energy, and my favorite, I Have Calm. View quote
Gayle King
In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people, albeit inefficiently and unreliably. View quote
George Ayittey
I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine. View quote
Mike Piazza
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana. View quote
Ryan Stiles