Whiskey Quotes

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it. (Robert E. Lee)
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. View quote
W. C. Fields
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. View quote
P. J. O'Rourke
The tools I need for my work are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whiskey. View quote
William Faulkner
There are people who read too much bibliobibuli. I know some who are constantly drunk on books, as other men are drunk on whiskey or religion. They wander through this most diverting and stimulating of worlds in a haze. . . View quote
H. L. Mencken
There are battered husbands. Apparently this happens when the woman is real big, the man is very small, and they each drink a quart of whiskey a day. View quote
George Carlin
But to hear Kennedy when he was grandstanding in front of the McClellan Committee you might have thought I was making as much out of the pension fund as the Kennedys made out of selling whiskey. View quote
Jimmy Hoffa
New York: Prison towers and modern posters for soap and whiskey. Pittsburgh: Abandon it. View quote
Frank Lloyd Wright
Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough. View quote
Mark Twain
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. View quote
Sherman Alexie
The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know. (P. J. O'Rourke)
The one conclusion I have reached is that whiskey is a great leveler. You might be a hotshot advertising executive or a lowly foundry worker, but if you cannot hold your drink, you are just a drunkard. View quote
Vikas Swarup
Black coffee's a lot like whiskey, you know? All devil and no trimmin's. Always liked my sins pure and take it as it comes. View quote
Jack Ketchum
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. View quote
Lord Dunsany
We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved a very profitable investment. View quote
Buffalo Bill
I love whiskey, and I'm a big fan of 'Mad Men,' so anything that Don Draper does, I like to do. But I want Don Draper to get back to where he was in the first season. I like him married and gallivanting around. View quote
Charles Kelley
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. View quote
Hillary Scott
I love whiskey and haggis. I can't get enough of either. View quote
Kevin McKidd
You put three girls in a house, and all of a sudden before you know it, youre talking about boys and drinking whiskey, and things go down and you get deep real quick. View quote
Katie Aselton
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. View quote
Tug McGraw
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. (Casey Stengel)
Everybody who tells you how to act has whiskey on their breath. View quote
John Updike
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast. View quote
Compton Mackenzie
The whiskey on your breath Could make a small boy dizzy; But I hung on like death: Such waltzing was not easy. View quote
Theodore Roethke
The more the Dakota have to do with the white, the worse. The whites give him whiskey to get his furs and bimeby he don't want to trap so many furst but he want plenty more whiskey. The white traders take his girl, and all he get in swap is a disease. They take his land, and all he get is a leetle annuity so he don't do any work and starve slow. The Indian gets white man's gun an he is drunk and kill his own brother and they call him sinful. That's what he get from the white man-fine kettle, fine gun, fine blanket, the big pox, the small pox and religion. View quote
Sinclair Lewis