Salad Quotes - page 3

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. (Helen Rowland)
If you have questions about this salad, give your server the spinach inquisition. View quote
Scott Adams
Named after the great romaine emperor, Julius Salad. View quote
Scott Adams
Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze. View quote
Terry Pratchett
Vimes stalked gloomily through the crowded streets, feeling like the only pickled onion in a fruit salad. View quote
Terry Pratchett
What am I looking at? I want to eat you like a tossed fucking salad! View quote
Andrew Dice Clay
call it chicken salad. View quote
Sarah Dessen
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. View quote
Lord Byron
My salad days, When I was green in judgment, cold in blood, To say as I said then! View quote
Cleopatra VII
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. View quote
Miles Kington
There is no inevitable connection between Christianity and cynicism. Truth is not a salad, is it, that you must always dress it with vinegar? (William Morley Punshon)
If you want to lose 40 pounds, you order salad instead of fries. If you want to be a better friend, you take the phone call instead of screening it. If you want to write a novel, you sit down and write a single paragraph. It's scary to make major changes, but we usually have enough courage to take the next right step. View quote
Regina Brett
I learned so much in Laos. I learned that fried silkworm larvae are delicious. I learned how to make ant-egg salad. View quote
Ruth Reichl
A fruit salad is delicious precisely because each fruit maintains its own flavor. View quote
Sean Covey
Instead of trying to blend in and be like everyone else, be proud of and celebrate your unique differences and qualities. A fruit salad is delicious precisely because each fruit maintains its own flavor. View quote
Sean Covey
Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS. View quote
Jen Lancaster
A well-made salad must have a certain uniformity; it should make perfect sense for those ingredients to share a bowl. View quote
Yotam Ottolenghi
The taste of any simple tomato-based salad is dependent on the quality of the tomatoes. View quote
Yotam Ottolenghi
The Caprese salad perfectly represents the colors of the Italian flag. While I am not so sure that the colors of the flag stem from the cuisine, there is no denying that those colors do evoke a typical Italian plate. View quote
Lidia Bastianich
It's like a jar of salad dressing sitting on a shelf... most of the seasoning settles to the bottom of the bottle. But when you shake that bottle up, all the ingredients mix together and then the dressing can add flavor to a salad. In the same way, we can stir ourselves up and regain the reverence, respect and awe we once had for the Lord. View quote
Joyce Meyer
The way we subsidize food makes it cheaper to go to McDonald's and get a hamburger than a salad, and that's insane. It's pure government policy. (Alice Waters)
I pay a bit more than lip-service to health: I don't eat chips or pre-prepared food, and it might be a comedy sacrilege to admit I do like vegetables, fruit and salad and stuff. View quote
Jo Brand
While I pride myself on trying to be creative in all areas of my life, I have occasionally gone overboard, like the time I decided to bring to a party a salad that I constructed, on a huge rattan platter, to look like a miniature scale model of the Gardens of Babylon. View quote
Gregory Maguire
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober Where's the meat'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad. View quote
Dan Castellaneta
In LA, I live on sushi or salad. View quote
Denise Van Outen