Underwear Quotes

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. (Woody Allen)
It's definitely a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear. View quote
David Boreanaz
Women's sexy underwear is a minor but significant growth industry of late-twentieth-century Britain in the twilight of capitalism. View quote
Angela Carter
No book worth its salt is meant to put you to sleep, it's meant to make you jump out of your bed in your underwear and run and beat the author's brains out. View quote
Bohumil Hrabal
Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day. View quote
Ray Bradbury
I love a man who can wear my underwear. View quote
Yasmine Bleeth
I used to carry a copy of Ulysses with me everywhere just in case I was knocked down by a bus. It seemed more important than having clean underwear. View quote
Craig Raine
A newspaper reported I spend $30,000 a year buying Paris clothes and that women hate me for it. I couldn't spend that much unless I wore sable underwear. View quote
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
Be afraid of the Chinese. I mean, the Chinese shoot down satellites in space; they hack into Google's computers; the Osama bin Laden people can't make their underwear blow up. View quote
Francis Fukuyama
I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers. View quote
Katie Price
...your underwear is clean in case you should be hit by a taxicab and have to be undressed by strangers. (John Cheever)
On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones. View quote
Keanu Reeves
anybody can be a princess. all you have todo is have the right parents. it's no harder than being born Paris Hilton, for God's sake. at least you remember to put on underwear in the morning, i'm assuming. View quote
Meg Cabot
I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear? View quote
Naomi Campbell
What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear? View quote
Rick Riordan
I was wishing I'd bought some of that Camp Half Blood orange thermal underwear..."?!?! View quote
Rick Riordan
There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears tiny underwear! View quote
Cecily von Ziegesar
I'm sitting at the dinner table, wearing my future mother-in-law's underwear. It's like some twisted dream that you wake up and thinkL Crikey Moses! Thank God that didn't really happen! View quote
Sophie Kinsella
"Come on," I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear. View quote
Charlaine Harris
What's in that backpack, by the way? You're always guarding it like it holds national security secrets or something. (Tory) Dirty underwear. (Acheron) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Operating systems are like underwear - nobody really wants to look at them. (Bill Joy)
I'm superstitious... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious. View quote
Kate Hudson
You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear. View quote
Rachel Bilson
That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that. View quote
Dawn French
When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good. View quote
Al Goldstein