Leo Quotes - page 3

Plus, humor is a good way to hide the pain. - Leo. (Rick Riordan)
Leo grabbed the neasrest thing he could find- a Porta-Potty seat- and threw it at the face. Leve me alone!
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Just curious how much I'm going for these days," Leo said. "I mean, I can understand not being as pricey as Percy or Jason, maybe... but am I worth, like, two Franks, or three Franks?
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Leo had wanted to paint a giant message on the bottom of the hull-WASSUP? with a smiley-face-but Annabeth had vetoed the idea.
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And I could always set Coach Hedge on fire,” Leo volunteered. "Then he can be fire.” The thought of a blazing satyr screaming, "Die, scumbag!” as he attacked Gaea was almost enough to make Piper laugh- almost.
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When I was alive, I mean the first time, Mussolini was in charge. We were at war.” "Mussolini?” Leo frowned. "Wasn't he like BFFs with Hitler?
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Gaea?” Leo shook his head. "Isn't that Mother Nature? She's supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and dear and rabbits doing her laundry.” "Leo, that's Snow White,” Piper said.
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Well, I hope you like it here, Leo. It used to be....... really nice.
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Oh my god, I am so awesome!" Leo bellowed. "So awesome!" Echo yelled back. "He is funny," a nymph ventured. "And cute, in a scrawny way," another said. "Scrawny?" Leo asked. "Baby I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.
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Hazel!” he yelled. "That box! Open it!” She hesitated, then saw the box he meant. Te label read WARNING. DO NOT OPEN. "Open it!” Leo yelled again.
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Frank didn't drop you on purpose,” she said. "He's not like that. He's just a little clumsy sometimes.” "Oops,” Leo said, in his best Frank Zhang voice. "Dropped Leo into a squad of enemy soldiers. Dang it! (Rick Riordan)
You teach combat, I guess.” Aphros threw up his hands in exasperation. "Why does everyone assume that?” Leo glanced at the massive sword on the fish-guy's back. "Uh, I don't know.
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Leo,” Hazel gasped, "I can't-my arms-” "Hazel,” he said. "Do you trust me?” "No!” "Me neither,” Leo admitted.
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This is Buford,” Leo announced. "You name your furniture?” Frank asked.
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Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. "Who are you?” "I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!” Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.
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Frank gave Leo a confused smile- like he couldn't decide whether to gloat or to thank Leo for being a doofus- but he cheerfully let Hazel drag him along.
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No!" Leo yelled. "Uhhh," Nico groaned from the floor. "Piper!" Jason cried. "Monkey!" Frank yelled. "Not monkeys," Hazel grumbled. "I think those are dwarfs." "Stealing my stuff!" Leo yelled, and ran for the stairs.
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You're that lady,” Leo said. "The one who was named after Caribbean music.” Her eyes glinted murderously. "Caribbean music.” "Yeah. Reggae?” Leo shook his head. "Merengue? Hold on, I'll get it.” He snapped his fingers. "Calypso!
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We've arrived,” Leo announced. "Time to Split.” Frank groaned. "Can we leave Valdez in Croatia?
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The way Leo figured it, he spent more time crashing than he did flying. If there was a rewards card for frequent crashers, he'd be, like, double platinum level.
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What's Cabin Nine?" Leo asked. "And I'm not a Vulcan!" "Come on, Mr. Spock, I'll explain everything. (Rick Riordan)
Oh, no way," Leo said. "We've been sitting in a cave and you get the luxury tent? Somebody give me hypothermia. I want hot chocolate and a parka!
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Leo,” Jason said, "you're weird.” "Yeah, you tell me that a lot.” Leo grinned. "But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes...!
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Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes and putting babies in roaring fires. Yeah, definitely let's unleash her rage. Great idea.
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Please nothing, she's a vicious piranha. She looks all cute and cuddly, then she opens that mouth and lets loose so much venom she could double as a nest of scorpions. (Leo)
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