Butt Quotes

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken! (Chuck Palahniuk)
When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive. View quote
George W. Bush
Women are dominating the charts, and women are doing it for themselves. We're kicking butt and taking no prisoners. View quote
Patti LaBelle
Be different, stand out, and work your butt off. View quote
Reba McEntire
There is no arguing with Johnson, for if his pistol misses fire, he knocks you down with the butt end of it. View quote
Oliver Goldsmith
I usually try on at least 20 pairs of jeans before I find something that looks good on me. And even then, I have a trustworthy friend tell me if my butt looks big! View quote
Amanda Peet
I don't want to sound like a Hallmark card, but to be able to wake up each day with food and shelter, that alone is good. Forget aging and the fact that my butt is becoming a little more familiar with my knees than my tailbone. If you are six feet above ground it's a good day. So, give me more! View quote
Faith Hill
I brought my personality and sense of wonder and I think they wrote as much of my personality as they could. I do not go around kicking butt and saving the universe all the time but they tried to capture me as best as they could in the character. View quote
Gil Gerard
Residuals from Australia, from the Mission Magic show, saved my butt. So there is a reason for everything. View quote
Rick Springfield
I like rhythmic things that butt up against each other in a cool kind of way. View quote
Stone Gossard
I'm not obsessive, like I have to have the best butt or the best abs, but I like the idea of feeling strong and healthy. It's important to feel good about myself physically. (Halle Berry)
Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout "Bang!" View quote
George Will
I like warming my butt by the fire. View quote
Ozzy Osbourne
I always had really long swimmer's arms. The last to totally go is always my thighs and butt, but my old body is there somewhere. View quote
Kirstie Alley
Felt the virtues of the Victorian times so condemned by Mr Strachey. The simple honesties can always be made a butt by the impish unrealiabilites. View quote
Ramsay MacDonald
I look at myself and pick out the things I don't like. No matter how much I work out, I never get muscle tone in my butt and hip area. View quote
Tyra Banks
We aim at a target-an end-marked by a point. The arrows go to right and left, high or low, according to the address of the shooters. In the mean time, after a considerable number of trials, the butt, which has not yet been touched, perhaps, a single time, becomes so well pointed out by the marks around it, that they would aid at once in rediscovering it, if it should chance to be lost sight of. Nay, more than this; even aims the most unfortunate may be made to conduce to this end; commencing with those marks which are farthest away, if they be sufficiently numerous, one may learn from them the real position of the point they surround. View quote
Adolphe Quetelet
You don't need a rope to pinch a stranger's butt. View quote
Phil McGraw
It was like fighting a billy-goat, butt and run. I was saved by the jab. No jab and we would have lost it. View quote
George Foreman
The 2004 tour hasn't ended. I still have to finish Latin America and Europe. [Celia Cruz and I] were good friends. Emilio did her first video; we wrote a song for her. I would have loved to have had her there [when recording "90 Millas"]. But she was there. I felt her. That's the beauty of a legacy. Celia was economical and tasty in her choices. And in the pocket like you wouldn't believe? [Which means] It's like a rhythm, from son music. To have it it is to be locked in, like a tuned engine. Once you're in the pocket, you're free. That's why, for most of these songs, I sang and I sang until I had the emotion, then . . . one take. {Couldn't you be considered the heiress to Celia Cruz?] you can't give yourself a title! That's crazy! If I ever start talking like that, please put me out of my misery. I don't care if I'm 80, with my butt to my ankles, put me down. View quote
Gloria Estefan
No boys for me growing up! I was so skinny and tall. Everybody called me a giraffe. ... I had no boobs and no butt and nobody liked me, I was so lonely. All the boys would come to me and want advice because they wanted my friend. But nobody ever wanted me - high school was a very sad, lonely time. (Izabel Goulart)
I'm doin' radio and there's a bag in front of me on the console that says 'Butt Stink' on it. Somethin' ain't right. View quote
April Winchell
Your butt is mine Gonna tell you right Just show your face In broad daylight. View quote
Michael Jackson
You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because it offends them. Tyrants are made of such stuff. View quote
Richard Pryor
There was a time not too long ago in this country that we used to walk through walls of fire to make sure we weren't funding Hamas or Hezbollah. I have news for ya: there are a lot of universities that are just as dangerous with indoctrination of our children as these terror groups are in Iran or North Korea. With the poll numbers continuing to slide for the new health care bill, our Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius just said, and I quote, "We need a [video: RE-EDUCATION in fullscreen boldface] re-education process [video of Beck resumes] on healthcare." Oh. Well, how very Kim Jong-Il of you. Or dare I say it? Mao is the "in" one now, isn't he? Re-education. - America, while you have been working hard, while you have been busting your butt, while you have thought we all generally agree on things, we have been setting up re-education camps. We call them 'universities'. View quote
Glenn Beck