Kidding Quotes - page 5

An umeboshi plum is a little Japensese salt plum. The best thing for motion sickness is to take one of these plums . . . and tape it to your belly button. I'm not kidding you. This really, really works. (Marilu Henner)
I got a call on a Sunday. 'Do you want to do 'The Godfather?' I thought they were kidding me, right? I said, 'Yes, of course, I love that book' - which I had never read. View quote
Albert S. Ruddy
And I'm walking along and we're laughing, kidding, joking, and see he understood the leader, the one we called the leader, had some knowledge of English, although limited. View quote
Betty Hill
My advice to American filmmakers is to marry a European. I'm not kidding. Otherwise they don't qualify for international co-production treaties. View quote
Jeremy Thomas
She said, and I'm not kidding, 'Is this a speaking role?' I wasn't quite sure how to answer that one. View quote
Peter Bergman
I eat excellent bread, clean meat, good crisp veggies, organic fruits and nice wine and cheese. It is one of the things I am truly grateful for. I'm not kidding. You can't ask a single mother of three working two jobs for minimum wage to eat that way. I am lucky. View quote
Rachael Taylor
Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I prepared two officially romantic meals. Both of them were such disasters that he begs me never to go into the kitchen again. View quote
Rebecca Romijn
The secret to my 5 o'clock shadow is a little device called the George Michael 3000 Custom Beard Trimmer and Personal Massager. Just kidding. I actually shave every morning, and thanks to my vast knowledge of Eastern philosophy and mysticism, I will my facial hair to grow to the exact same length each day. Dave Grohl taught me that one. View quote
Reid Scott
During the writer's strike I was walking a line and ran into Jack Black and he said,'We're doing Airborne 2!', and I asked, 'Are you kidding?', and he said, 'Yeah.' I like 'Airborne,' its very pure. View quote
Seth Green
Lunch? You gotta be kidding. Lunch is for wimps. View quote
Stanley Weiser
Are you kidding? This is crazy, man. I thought I was Mr. Pre-Televised awards. (TobyMac)
I'm afraid of the dark. I'm not kidding. View quote
Tom Sizemore
I think I sort of blossomed, so to speak, around 17. I started to get hips and put on weight, which I was very happy about. And that's when I met this agent, who told me I had to lose 10 pounds. I said, 'You've got to be kidding me. I finally got it on - I'm not losing it!' View quote
Tricia Helfer
I knew that we were clicking when mimics started kidding my voice, I'll know that I'm on the way out when they stop doing their imitations. View quote
Vaughn Monroe
So softly Lizzy has to lean over to hear me, I say, 'I can't face the world until I know why I'm here.' You're kidding me.' I shake my head vehemently. 'No. I need to figure out my purpose. Until I do, what's the use of getting up? View quote
Wendy Mass
Sometimes you say things with a smile with the precise intention of making it clear that you are not being serious, and are only kidding. If I salute a friend with a smile and say, "How are you, you old scoundrel!" clearly I don't really mean he's a scoundrel. View quote
Umberto Eco
She gave me a hard look. "No one likes a wiseass, Harry." "Are you kidding? As long as the wiseass is talking to someone, people love 'em. View quote
Jim Butcher
I feel less pressure to dress youthfully. I'm 50 and everyone knows I'm 50 - who are you kidding? Jeans are my uniform. I have about 15 pairs. View quote
Michelle Pfeiffer
Folks who think organised crime is a thing of the past are only kidding themselves. View quote
James Comey
Graham Norton makes me laugh. I love him. I'm not kidding. I watch him on BBC America every week. He's so fast. View quote
Sarah Jessica Parker
I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends. (Steven Wright)
I'm out there on my own this season as a ball player. Right now, I don't think the fans care anything about me being a vice-president of the club or what I would do as a manager. That's all out this season. It's the old Babe on the old job-a ball player. It has been the only job I ever knew. It was the only job that put me where I happen to be right now. I'd rather make good as a ball player this season than anything I ever did. I'm not kidding myself. I'm not going to be any Tris Speaker in that outfield. The old dogs are going to do a lot of barking. But they've barked before. And you know-a barking dog seldom bites. View quote
Babe Ruth
I wanted secular, non-Muslim people to stop kidding themselves that Islam is peace and tolerance. View quote
Ayaan Hirsi Ali
Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal. View quote
Nancy Cartwright
Do you want the truth or the politically correct version The truth is that I go plastic, it's so much easier. And I like to put the bags over my head at night when I sleep, which I think all the kids at home should try. Kidding. View quote
George Clooney