Slap Quotes

If you catch me saying ‘I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me. (Johnny Depp)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco. View quote
Willard Scott
I ground matter to find the continuous line. And when I realized I could not find it, I stopped, as if an unseen someone had slapped my hands. View quote
Constantin Brâncuși
You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me." "I was ninety percent sure." "I see," Clary said. There must have been something in her voice, because he turned to look at her. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put his hand to his cheek, more in surprise than pain. "What the hell was that for?" "The other ten percent. View quote
Cassandra Clare
You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil. You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them. Actually, it's a lot of fun to fight. You know, it's a hell of a hoot. It's fun to shoot some people. I'll be right up front with you - I like brawling. View quote
James Mattis
It's good to have a lot of once-in-a-lifetimes in your lifetime. If you get the chance to skydive, go skydiving. If you're offered a part in a weird Shakespeare play in San Diego, slap on some tights and rock out some iambic pentameter. View quote
Neil Patrick Harris
Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who's trying to kill u - u can only hold her wrists so long before you have to slap her. View quote
Bill Maher
After I came home from the 1936 Olympics with my four medals, it became increasingly apparent that everyone was going to slap me on the back, want to shake my hand or have me up to their suite. But no one was going to offer me a job. View quote
Jesse Owens
Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer. View quote
Katharine Hepburn
I learned from working in the fashion world that if I have a day when I feel slapped in the face, or if someone has been mean, I just have to get back up and it will be another day. I think about what I'm grateful for. I look at my kids and my husband and think, Wow, I'm a really lucky person. View quote
Heidi Klum
Every time we get slapped down, we can say, Thank you Mother Nature, because it means we're about to learn something important. (John N. Bahcall)
A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss, Goethe said; a correct answer, Gertrude would have said, is like a slap in the face. View quote
Randall Jarrell
Imagine smiling after a slap in the face. Then think of doing it twenty-four hours a day. That was the business of hiding a Jew. View quote
Markus Zusak
A vocation is not something you slap on, like a coat of paint, and change whenever you want. A vocation is built into you. You have no choice. If you try to do something else, you fail. View quote
Cinda Williams Chima
Because I cursed him to it. (Acheron) Be glad I'm not physically there or I'd slap you upside the head. You know how free will works, so stop the whining and get off the cross. Someone needs the wood. (Savitar) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Ben locked his eyes on mine for a long moment. Then, "How?” "How do you think?” I smiled, then slapped him full across the face. View quote
Kathy Reichs
You can lull the paying customers as long as they get slapped. View quote
Alan Rickman
A slap in the face is more effective than ten lectures. It makes you understand very quickly. View quote
Leopold von Sacher-Masoch
There's nothing so attractive as a blank slate. Take one attractive man, slap on a thick coat of daydream, and voila, the perfect man. With absolutely no resemblance to reality. View quote
Lauren Willig
Every award for me is important because it means a slap against militarism and fascism in Indonesia. View quote
Pramoedya Ananta Toer
However in the world did her skin come green?" Nanny wondered, stupidly, for Melena blanched and Frex reddened, and the baby held her breath as if trying to turn blue to please them all. Nanny had to slap her to make her breath again. (Gregory Maguire)
I'm shy and can't for the life of me barge around and slap people on the back. I sit in a corner by myself and am tickled to death when someone comes over to talk to me. View quote
Alan Ladd
The jarring change going from an urban environment to an extremely remote natural environment is extremely inspiring. It's constantly stimulating, it's like a slap in the face. View quote
Carter Burwell
People look at me, and they have a certain perception, and they slap a label on me. The guy you saw in a wrestling ring is not who I am. View quote
Dave Bautista
I've got such a disgusting, wide, smug grin on my face all the time that my friends just want to slap me. I've never been so happy. View quote
Holly Valance