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A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
George Meredith
Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism.
Friedrich Schlegel
Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
James Thurber
People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate.
George Eliot
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
Jane Austen
Nowadays three witty turns of phrase and a lie make a writer.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Conquered people tend to be witty.
Saul Bellow
A witty saying proves nothing.
Voltaire
A witty statesman said, you might prove anything by figures.
Thomas Carlyle
Consider what you have in the smallest well-chosen librarya company of the wisest and wittiest men which can be plucked out of all civilized countries in a thousand years. The men themselves were then hidden and inaccessible. They were solitary, impatient of interruption, and fenced by etiquette. But now they are immortal, and the thought they did not reveal, even to their bosom friends, is here written out in transparent words of light to us, who are strangers of another age.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.
Florence King
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
William Shakespeare
The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.
Robert Orben
Who can prove Wit to be witty when with deeper ground Dulness intuitive declares wit dull?
George Eliot
Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.
George Eliot
The biggest defeat in every department of life is to forget, especially the things that have done you in, and to die without realizing how far people can go in the way of crumminess. When the grave lies open before us, let's not try to be witty, but record the worst of human viciousness we've seen without changing one word. When that's done, we can curl up our toes and sink into the pit. That's work enough for a lifetime.
Louis-Ferdinand CĂ©line
Many a witty inspiration is like the surprising reunion of befriended thoughts after a long separation.
Friedrich Schlegel
Silence in love bewrays more woe Than words, though ne'er so witty: A beggar that is dumb, you know, May challenge double pity.
Walter Raleigh
If evolution was worth its salt, it should've evolved something better than 'survival of the fittest.' I think a better idea would be 'survival of the wittiest.' At least, that way, creatures that didn't survive could've died laughing.
Lily Tomlin
Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out.
Oscar Wilde
Well, well, perhaps I am a bit of a talker. A popular fellow such as I am -- my friends get round me -- we chaff, we sparkle, we tell witty stories -- and somehow my tongue gets wagging. I have the gift of conversation. I've been told I ought to have a salon, whatever that may be.
Kenneth Grahame
Unlike my subject will I frame my song, It shall be witty, and it shan't be long.
Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield
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