Jam Quotes

Someone who eats pancakes and jam can't be so awfully dangerous. You can talk to him. (Tove Jansson)
I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam. View quote
Larry King
When you think I've been wounded by a good five bullets, one in the face, one in the shoulder, one in the head, two in the body, and that the last one stuck in the barrel because the trigger jammed... You have to believe in miracles. I've had so many air disasters, and yet I've always come out unscathed – thanks to a miracle while by God and the prophets. View quote
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi
The age demanded that we dance and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort of shit that it demanded. View quote
Ernest Hemingway
We didn't raise this issue, the courts raised it. The courts jammed it down our throats, at the risk of insulting any of my gay male fans. View quote
Ann Coulter
Louis Pasteur said, 'Chance favors the prepared mind.' If you're really engaged in the writing, you'll work yourself out of whatever jam you find yourself in. View quote
Michael Chabon
Practically all we know is that thousands of native Haitians have been killed by American Marines, and that many of our own gallant men have sacrificed their lives at the behest of an Executive department in order to establish laws drafted by the Assistant Secretary of the Navy. ... I will not empower an Assistant Secretary of the Navy to draft a constitution for helpless neighbors in the West Indies and jam it down their throats at the point of bayonets borne by U. S. Marines. View quote
Warren G. Harding
In theory, everybody buys the best and cheapest commodities offered to him on the market. In practice, if every one went around pricing, and chemically testing before purchasing, the dozens of soaps or fabrics or brands of bread which are for sale, economic life would become hopelessly jammed. View quote
Edward Bernays
Do we write books so that they shall merely be read? Don't we also write them for employment in the household? For one that is read from start to finish, thousands are leafed through, other thousands lie motionless, others are jammed against mouseholes, thrown at rats, others are stood on, sat on, drummed on, have gingerbread baked on them or are used to light pipes. View quote
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
... when you recollect something which belonged in an earlier chapter, do not go back, but jam it in where you are. Discursiveness does not hurt an autobiography in the least. View quote
Mark Twain
Life in Anaheim, California, was a commercial for itself, endlessly replayed. Nothing changed; it just spread out farther and farther in the form of neon ooze. What there was always more of had been congealed into permanence long ago, as if the automatic factory that cranked out these objects had jammed in the on position. (Philip K. Dick)
I've always loved music videos - I used to make my own for bands like Pearl Jam. My favorite directors are Michel Gondry, Spike Jonze, and Patrick Daughters. View quote
Akiva Schaffer
Like every other place, I guess, Kansas City was quite a different city when I was a youngster there. They had quite a few clubs, and we had what we used to call jam sessions every night. View quote
Ben Webster
My first place in Nashville was like Animal House. The whole band lived under one roof, and most nights the jam sessions ended close to sunrise. View quote
Charlie Worsham
I grew up on games like Madden and NBA Jam, then moved on to NFL 2K on Dreamcast. The game I really loved was Virtua Tennis. View quote
Chris Paul
I signed to Def Jam and within two months, I heard that Ja Rule was looking for someone to do a song with. View quote
Christina Milian
As a young girl, I remember singing CeCe Penniston's 'Don't Walk Away.' It was like my jam. View quote
Elle Varner
I would love to go and live in the mountains... and make jam. View quote
Eve Best
My family is full of musicians, and a couple of times a year we get together and jam at my cousin's studio. We improvise and have a great time. View quote
Gabriel Macht
Cheese and jam are really nice. Cheese and apple as well. Cheese and grapes are good. View quote
Georgie Henley
The jam is moving toward the Capitol where Congress sits in judgment on all the administrative agencies of Government. (Grace Abbott)
Sometimes when I get home at night in Washington I feel as though I had been in a great traffic jam. View quote
Grace Abbott
It's the faster bands that made me want to play guitar, bands like The Jam. View quote
Graham Coxon
When 5150 came out rock was king. Post Nirvana and Pearl Jam 1996 is a different story. View quote
Gary Cherone
Why do you need to drive a Ferrari to get stuck in a traffic jam anyway? How do people afford these cars? View quote
James Murdoch