Eleven Quotes

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies. (P. G. Wodehouse)
One hundred religious persons knit into a unity by careful organization do not constitute a church any more than eleven dead men make a football team. The first requisite is life, always. View quote
Aiden Wilson Tozer
Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. View quote
Björk
Possession is eleven points in the law. View quote
Colley Cibber
I had to weave and play around with a honey bear, you know, and I could wrestle with him a little bit, but there's no way you can even wrestle a honey bear, let alone a grizzly bear that's standing ten feet to eleven feet tall! Can you imagine? But it was fascinating to work that close to that kind of animal. View quote
Leslie Nielsen
The secret is to work less as individuals and more as a team. As a coach, I play not my eleven best, but my best eleven. View quote
Knute Rockne
I was taking a nose dive somewhere between eleven and twelve because my sister had died and I was practicing something that siblings do which is follow in their footsteps and die as well. View quote
Leo Kottke
Too many church services start at eleven sharp and end at twelve dull. View quote
Vance Havner
I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those were the lovely years. View quote
Truman Capote
Out of 30,000 edible plants thought to exist on earth, just eleven account for 93% of all that humans eat: oats, corn, rice, wheat, potatoes, yucca (also called tapioca or cassava), sorghum, millet, beans, barley, and rye. View quote
Daniel Levitin
Tell the innocent visitor from another world that two people were killed at Serajevo, and that the best that Europe could do about it was to kill eleven million more. (A. A. Milne)
I have noticed that the Christianity of a certain class of respectable people begins when they open their prayer-books at eleven o'clock on Sunday morning, and ends when they shut them up again at one o'clock on Sunday afternoon. Nothing so astonishes and insults Christians of this sort as reminding them of their Christianity on a week-day. View quote
Wilkie Collins
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. View quote
Joan Rivers
In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography. View quote
Ann Coulter
When I was eleven, I just got good. View quote
Bobby Fischer
The longest and most destructive party ever held is now into its fourth generation and still no one shows any signs of leaving. Somebody did once look at his watch, but that was eleven years ago now, and there has been no follow up. View quote
Douglas Adams
My daughter wanted a new pair of trainers. I told her "You're eleven, make your own!" View quote
Jeremy Hardy
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. View quote
Spike Milligan
There was a DJ who stayed up for eleven days straight, the longest recorded period of time anyone has ever gone without sleep, and he started playing nothing by Phil Collins, and that's how they knew it was time to call the ambulance. View quote
Meg Cabot
I am simply submerged in work from five in the morning to eleven at night; almost need a few days off to escape a breakdown! View quote
Richard Neutra
Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses to take care of. (Sara Gruen)
You know, I've walked this earth for over eleven thousand years, my lady. I have seen things in my life that are unimaginable to you, and you ask me if I doubt you? Lady, I doubt the very air you breathe. (Acheron) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Come home with me, Acheron. I'll make it well worth your while. (Artemis) I have a headache. (Acheron) You've had a headache for two hundred years! (Artemis) And you've had PMS for eleven thousand. (Acheron) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
I was never a Boy Scout, but oh, I wanted to be one when I was a kid about ten or eleven years old. But there wasn't anyplace where I could ever join the Boy Scouts. View quote
Carl Barks
I'm magnificent! I'm five feet eleven inches and I weigh one hundred thirty-five pounds, and I look like a racehorse. View quote
Julie Newmar