Bathroom Quotes

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. (Arthur C. Clarke)
Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don't have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake. Sometimes there's poetry written right on the bathroom wall. View quote
Ani DiFranco
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. View quote
Erma Bombeck
Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that's happened to us? View quote
Tom Coburn
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. View quote
George V of the United Kingdom
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. View quote
Catherine Zeta-Jones
All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom. View quote
Linda Fiorentino
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. View quote
Tommy Shaw
If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want - I go to the bathroom. View quote
Alicia Keys
People go to Vegas, and they don't know what to do; here's what you do. You go to the casino in your hotel. On your arrival, you get $100 in quarters. Take that $100 back to your hotel room and stare at it for a long, long time. Why? Because you're never going to see them again. Then you take those quarters to the bathroom and you flush them, one by one by one. And the nice thing about that is that every so often the toilet will back up, and you'll feel like a WINNER! View quote
Lewis Black
What you forget when you're planning a hijack by yourself is somewhere along the line, you might need to neglect your hostages just long enough so you can use the bathroom. (Chuck Palahniuk)
The first time I felt I was famous was when I went to the movies with my mom. I had gone to the loo, and someone in the bathroom said in a very loud voice, "Girl in stall No. 1 were you in "Mystic Pizza?" View quote
Julia Roberts
And me I'm in the bathroom crying out my eyelids because it's hard to be a man when you're scared, just like a little kid. View quote
Conor Oberst
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only, I don't go. I'm too worried to go. I don't want to interrupt my worrying to go. View quote
J. D. Salinger
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. View quote
Bob Hope
I gotta go to the bathroom," Emby mumbles. "You should have thought of that before you left," says Hayden, putting on his best mother voice. "How many times do we have to tell you? Always use the potty before climbing into a shipping crate. View quote
Neal Shusterman
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will stand in place and watch your door. You will just stare. As though rebuffed by it. As though it has done this to you. View quote
Augusten Burroughs
Did you really think I was too fragile to know what Deryn was?" "Fragile?" Volger looked about. "I hadn't thought so, but now I find you brooding in a bathroom. This doesn't speak well of your sturdiness. View quote
Scott Westerfeld
Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines. View quote
David Walliams
I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me. (Natalie Wood)
I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe. View quote
Shannen Doherty
In high school I was an outcast... I wasn't cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldn't been seen. View quote
Shay Mitchell
I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and had the hand come under the stall with a paper and pen. That sort of thing anybody can live without. View quote
Helen Reddy
And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate. View quote
Dodie Smith