Monkey Quotes

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. (George Carlin)
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. View quote
Mark Twain
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. View quote
Charles Darwin
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. View quote
H. L. Mencken
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. View quote
Robert Benchley
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. View quote
Winston Churchill
The only thing I care about is whether a monkey will turn out a property I can publish. I don't have any love for them. Never have. I don't really like animals. I despise cats. I hate dogs. How could you like monkeys? View quote
Harry Harlow
God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey. View quote
Margot Kidder
And out of a desire essentially to imitate what I was reading, I began to write, like a clever monkey. View quote
Russell Banks
Geniuses and supergeniuses always make their own rules on sex as on everything else; they do not accept the monkey customs of their lessers. View quote
Robert A. Heinlein
A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong. (Janusz Korwin-Mikke)
Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is simply the socialist - because he has both monkey genes. View quote
Janusz Korwin-Mikke
What right do we have to claim, as some might, that human beings are the only inhabitants of our planet blessed with an actual ability to be "aware"? ... The impression of a "conscious presence" is indeed very strong with me when I look at a dog or a cat or, especially, when an ape or monkey at the zoo looks at me. I do not ask that they are "self-aware" in any strong sense (though I would guess that an element of self-awareness can be present). All I ask is that they sometimes simply feel! View quote
Roger Penrose
It's an absurd error to put modern English literature in the curriculum. You should read contemporary literature for pleasure or not at all. You shouldn't be taught to monkey with it. View quote
Rebecca West
I wrote the very first stories in science fiction which dealt with homosexuality, The World Well Lost and Affair With a Green Monkey. View quote
Theodore Sturgeon
Instead of holding on to the Biblical view that we are made in the image of God, we come to realize that we are made in the image of the monkey. View quote
Lin Yutang
...Darwinian Man, though well-behav'd, At best is only a monkey shav'd! View quote
W. S. Gilbert
You see the button with the picture of the guy with the plate, and you push it, AND HE ARRIVES WITH A SANDWICH! ...And you think: "Yes! Yes! I control sandwich monkey! I live in magic land, magic land, magic land. It's my Wizard-Of-Oz phone." View quote
Dylan Moran
Our ancestors were very rich and eminent people, and they left us an enormous inheritance, which we have completely forgotten, especially since the time when we began to consider ourselves the descendants of a monkey. View quote
P. D. Ouspensky
Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot. View quote
Paris Hilton
A monkey could drive this train. (Meg Whitman)
But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey. View quote
Albert Einstein
The philosophic spirit of inquiry may be traced to brute curiosity, and that to the habit of examining all things in search of food. Artistic genius is an expansion of monkey imitativeness. View quote
William Winwood Reade
Right.” Sadie looked dazed. "You've got a monkey butler. Why not? View quote
Rick Riordan
No!" Leo yelled. "Uhhh," Nico groaned from the floor. "Piper!" Jason cried. "Monkey!" Frank yelled. "Not monkeys," Hazel grumbled. "I think those are dwarfs." "Stealing my stuff!" Leo yelled, and ran for the stairs. View quote
Rick Riordan