Bullshit Quotes - page 5

I don't say anything and he casually leans against my desk, picking up the novel that's sitting there. "It's bullshit," he tells me, flicking through it. "There's no such thing as Atticus Finch." I shrug. "It'd be nice if there was, though. (Melina Marchetta)
The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit. View quote
Sophie Kinsella
Say it, do it, preach it, shout it, but never, absolutely never, believe your own bullshit. View quote
Steve Berry
I started thinking about the endless bullshit about quotas, and how certain types of character are fine "as long as it's important to the story," and so on, started thinking about the absence of the abject. View quote
Hal Duncan
Don't.” She looks directly into my eyes. After a month of being forced to avoid her, I feel stripped bare by her gaze. "You can be as much of a charming bastard as you want, but you're never going to bullshit your way into my heart again. View quote
Holly Black
Heroes didn't win. The heroes were whoever happened to win. History told their story -- the dead didn't say a word. All of it was bullshit. View quote
Hugh Howey
Yesterday's truth is today's bullshit. Even yesterday's liberating insight is today's jail of stale explanation. View quote
Brad Blanton
It's bullshit to think of friendship and romance as being different. They're not. They're just variations of the same love. Variations of the same desire to be close. View quote
David Levithan
This place is just too frickin precious," the cop said, eyeing a guy dressed in a hot pink leisure suit with makeup to match. "Give me rednecks and home-grown beer any day of the week over this X-culture bullshit. View quote
J.R. Ward
On the chessboard of his godforsaken existence, the pieces were lined up, the play preordained. Man, so many times in life you didn't get to pick your path because the way you went was decided for you. Free will was such bullshit. -Vishous's thoughts. View quote
J.R. Ward
Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit. (Gena Showalter)
The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. View quote
Jordan Belfort
Working with language is a means by which we can identify the bullshit within ourselves (and others). View quote
George Saunders
I'd always heard that when you truly love someone, you're happy for them as long they're happy. But that's a lie. That's higher-road bullshit. If you love someone so much, why the hell would you be happy to see them with anyone else? I didn't want the easy kind of love. I wanted the crazy love, the kind of love that created and destroyed all at the same time. View quote
Julie Murphy
What Im trying to say is that what makes you up, its always been around, and it always will be around. So really the only thing you should worry about is the part you're at right now. Where you got a body and a head and all that bullshit. Just worry about living, dying is the easy part. View quote
Justin Halpern
You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house. View quote
Justin Halpern
You say you're sick, huh? Well, it looks like you've come down with a case of bullshit. View quote
Justin Halpern
If you love something, set it free. If it was meant to be, it will come back to you. But this, of course, was bullshit. If you loved something and let it go...it would (hello!) find something else to love. View quote
Elin Hilderbrand
There's no need to wait for the bad things and bullshit to be over. Change now. Love now. Live now. Don't wait for people to give you permission to live, because they won't. View quote
Kris Carr
They don't find peace. It's pure bullshit. When something unspeakable happens, or when you do something unspeakable, it changes you. It takes you apart and reassembles you. You are a Frankenstein of circumstance, and the parts never fit back quite right and the life you live is a stolen one. You don't deserve to walk among the living, and you know it. View quote
Lisa Unger
Cause slavery was abolished, unless you are in prison You think I am bullshitting, then read the 13th Amendment Involuntary servitude and slavery it prohibits That's why they giving drug offenders time in double digits. (Killer Mike)
That's something that I regret – that I allowed them to browbeat me into doing an album every year. Because when I took time out to have children I got behind in my albums. One year I had to do three in a row. The same year! Just to keep up with my contract with them. What a pile of bullshit that is. View quote
Anne Murray
Training and smoking pot like I should, instead of paying attention to other bullshit. View quote
Nick Diaz
Why do my YouTube videos get millions of views even though it's just some ranty Northerner sat in front of a world map behind a webcam? It's because people are desperately searching for an alternative. They instinctively know the BBC is bullshitting them. They know that every single story they report is beholden to maintaining the leftist consensus. I mean look at the utter ludicrousness of the "child” migrants who arrived in Croydon. Anyone with functioning brain cells could see these men were not children. Some of them were in their late 30s. The BBC insults our intelligence on a daily basis and only the incredibly naive can't see that at this point. The BBC still absurdly insists it is impartial when it clearly isn't, whereas I am honest, up front and open about my bias. People can see an authenticity in me that the likes of the BBC can never provide. View quote
Paul Joseph Watson
Everyone knows ladies love Cajuns. It's in our blood and our language is the language of romance." "Your language is the language of bullshit. You're just a couple of good ole boys with pretty faces. Women just ought to know better. View quote
Christine Feehan