Candy Quotes

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. (Ogden Nash)
The pilasters reaching down were adorned with a glistering substance (I know not what) under glass (as it seemed), resembling a homely fancy, but I judged it to be sugar-candy yet to my raised imagination, divested of its homelier qualities, it appeared a glorified candy. View quote
Charles Lamb
Really I don't like human nature unless all candied over with art. View quote
Virginia Woolf
We have not journeyed all this way across the centuries, across the oceans, across the mountains, across the prairies, because we are made of sugar candy. View quote
Winston Churchill
I always say that candy is the perfect studio food - it keeps your energy going. View quote
Nick Cannon
Sometimes this fellow's music was like little colored pieces of crystal candy, and other times it was the softest, saddest thing she had ever imagined about. View quote
Carson McCullers
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. View quote
Conan O'Brien
The Left is acting like a young child, saying 'I want peace'... A child says 'I want candy right away,' an adult takes all of the factors into account and understands who he's dealing with. View quote
Ehud Barak
I feel like cotton candy: sugar and air. Squeeze me and I'd turn into a small sickly damp wad of weeping pinky-red. View quote
Margaret Atwood
I feel like a human pinata. The disappointing thing is, no candy is going to spill out. View quote
Katie Couric
Vending machines are a big part of my life. I like when you reach into the vending machine to grab your candy bar and that flap goes up to block you from reaching up. That's a good invention. Before then it was hard times for the vending machine owners, "What candy bar are you getting?", "That one... and every one on the bottom row!" (Mitch Hedberg)
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late. View quote
Mitch Hedberg
I like vending machines 'cause snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at a store, oftentimes, I will drop it... So that it achieves its maximum flavor potential. View quote
Mitch Hedberg
Truth-tellers are not always palatable. There is a preference for candy bars. View quote
Gwendolyn Brooks
I try to read all of my fan mail. A lot of them send me candy, which I'm not allowed to eat 'cause my mom says it might be poisonous. View quote
Justin Bieber
I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident. View quote
Rita Rudner
No healthy man, in his secret heart, is content with his destiny. He is tortured by dreams and images as a child is tortured by the thought of a state of existence in which it would live in a candy store and have two stomachs. View quote
H. L. Mencken
And kid Congress and the Senate, don't scold 'em. They are just children thats never grown up. They don't like to be corrected in company. Don't send messages to 'em, send candy. View quote
Will Rogers
I stole a lot when I was a kid, but I wouldn't steal one candy; I'd take the whole carton. I also used to like to break into other people's houses and sit in their rooms. I found it very comforting to be in someone's empty house. View quote
Jared Leto
Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want. View quote
Ryan Gosling
They took a baseball bat and whacked open his head. Mummy Boy fell to the ground; he finally was dead. Inside of his head were no candy or prizes, just a few stray beetles of various sizes. (Tim Burton)
Therefore, wheat products elevate blood sugar levels more than virtually any other carbohydrate, from beans to candy bars. View quote
William Davis
I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean? View quote
Shaquille O'Neal
Yeah, well, if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, then we'd never go hungry. (Syn) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too. View quote
Jane Smiley