Dude Quotes - page 2

They just think I'm a white dude. Every once in a while someone thinks I'm Jewish. I get a lot of stuff, but never Latino. (James Roday)
I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like, 'Wow, love the 'stache, dude.' View quote
Jack Huston
I really feel like a regular dude who happens to be incredibly lucky. View quote
Josh Duhamel
I don't think any gay dude is gangsta, period. View quote
Method Man
Going to high school in rural Florida, we always partied down in the woods. Somebody - one of the rednecks - would leave class and mow a path out to a field, and we'd drive out there. Dude, every party I went to was lit by a bonfire. Acoustic guitar. View quote
Miles Teller
Friends always ask me what the best Indian restaurant in L.A. is. I'm like, 'I don't know, dude. I have an app on my iPhone for that.' View quote
Noureen DeWulf
Any eyes on me - a late-night street sweeper, some dude texting in his parked car, the homeless guy talking to himself - make me feel uncomfortable when I skate. Everyone expects me to do certain things. View quote
Rodney Mullen
I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' View quote
Randy Jackson
The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg. View quote
Timothy Olyphant
(on Ashton Kutcher) It's hard to give advice to a guy that accomplished. I would just give him a hug and just say, "Make me proud, dude." View quote
Charlie Sheen
You borrow my brain for 5 seconds, and just be like "Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard", because it fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm. (Charlie Sheen)
Sometimes I'll hear stuff like, 'Hey, man, where's your skateboard, dude,' from people who think I'm Christian Slater. View quote
River Phoenix
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. View quote
Dick Gregory
Please stop it with voting for Trump. It was funny for a little while. But the guy is Hitler. And by that I mean that we are being Germany in the 30s. Do you think they saw the shit coming? Hitler was just some hilarious and refreshing dude with a weird comb over. View quote
Louis C.K.
I always feel like there is some dude out there with money that I could fall back on if I needed to. View quote
Kirstie Alley
The dude didn't even hop up on the bus yet and wants to sit in the window already. View quote
Romario
The worst thing I could be accused of is that I'm a one-way dude, only out for myself. But the worst thing a woman can do is not to say anything. Especially when you're starting a relationship. View quote
Matt Dillon
Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show. View quote
Eoin Colfer
I was at the airport a while back and some guy said "Hey man, I saw you on TV last night." But he did not say whether or not he thought I was good, he was just confirming that he saw me on television. So I turned my head away for about a minute, and looked back at him and said "Dude! I saw you at the airport... About a minute ago... And you were good." View quote
Mitch Hedberg
By the way, you don't have to be sweaty and holding a basketball to enjoy a Gatorade. You could just be... A thirsty dude! Gatorade forgets about this demographic! View quote
Mitch Hedberg
They say Flintstones vitamins are chewable. All vitamins are chewable, it's just that they taste shitty. I'm glad they made Flintstones vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy." (Mitch Hedberg)
I always knew there were vampires, dude,” he'd said. "Because, you know how there's people you know who, like, always look the same, even when they're, like, a hundred years old? Like David Bowie? That's because they're vampires. View quote
Cassandra Clare
But this road doesn't go anywhere,” I told him. "That doesn't matter.” "What does?” I asked, after a little while. "Just that we're on it, dude,” he said. View quote
Bret Easton Ellis
We were all exposed to nothing but white dude fiction, occasionally young white women fiction, and if that's how you've grown up, then that is what is normal. View quote
N. K. Jemisin
The Republican consciousness has no integrity and it falls apart once you check it out. If you're a Christian, why would you want to fry this dude? View quote
Ken Kesey