Dude Quotes

I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude. (Gerard Way)
This is what my friend said to me; he said "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." It's like, "Dude. you gotta give me time to guess. If you're gonna quiz me, you must insert a pause in there." View quote
Mitch Hedberg
I saw this dude, he was wearing a leather jacket, and at the same time he was eating a hamburger and drinking a glass of milk. I said to him "Dude, you're a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I'll tip you over." View quote
Mitch Hedberg
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like "Dude, you have to wait." View quote
Mitch Hedberg
[I'm] an extremely private dude and all this is happening so damn quick. I really haven't had any time to rationalize it. But it's nothing that I'm going to let freak me out or take control of me or my thoughts or my real life. View quote
Heath Ledger
They say music can alter moves and talk to you. Well can it load a gun up for you and cock it too WIll if it can and the next time you assault a dude, just tell the judge it was my fault...and I'll get sued. View quote
Eminem
There was an old, crazy dude who used to live a long time ago. His name was Lord Buckley. And he said, a long time ago, he said, "People: They're kinda like flowers and it's been a privilege walking in your garden." View quote
Robin Williams
Dude you scare me sometimes! You're all vampire superwoman. View quote
Melissa de la Cruz
Let's scope the place out," he suggested, heading around the side of the building, "and be careful in the bushes." "Why?" Amy asked. "This is South Africa, dude," Dan replied. "Where cobras come from. And not the hot ones, like Ian. View quote
Peter Lerangis
Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: 'Whoa, I have an arrow in my mouth! View quote
Rick Riordan
You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?" "Dude," Percy said, "I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm HUNGRY. (Rick Riordan)
Tyson dropped the two warriors he was about to tie into a knot and jogged after us. He jumped on the centaur's back. 'Dude!' the centaur groaned, almost buckling under Tyson's weight. 'Do the words "low-carb diet" mean anything to you? View quote
Rick Riordan
Percy: I thought I'd lost my mom forever, and I was stuck on a hill in a thunderstorm fighting this huge bull dude while Grover was passed out wailing. "Food!” It was terrifying, man. View quote
Rick Riordan
I blinked the sleep out of my eyes and realized my head was in Khufu's lap. The baboon was foraging my scalp for munchies. "Dude.” I sat up groggily. "Not cool.” "But he gave you a lovely hairdo,” Sadie said. "Agh-agh!” Khufu agreed. View quote
Rick Riordan
God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot! View quote
Rick Riordan
Hop in? Dude, are you out of your ever-loving mind? I can't touch this. I might leave a fingerprint or something. (Nick) Oh the horror. Guess I'll have to trade the piece of junk in and get a new one if that happens. (Acheron) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
There were a couple of years where I got a bit lost - I went out too much, I was a bit heartbroken, thought I was a bit more of a dude than I really was. I would love to go back and have a strong word with myself. View quote
James Corden
On my mom's side I'm Mexican, and my dad is a white dude. View quote
Tyler Posey
Dude, I throw a stick. Come on. I get paid a pretty good salary to throw a stick. View quote
Breaux Greer
I love John Stamos. John's a really friendly, cool dude. View quote
Chord Overstreet
I'm like a bunch of college guys who got together and said, 'Let's make a dude, a crazy dude'. (Chris Kirkpatrick)
'Hey Dude' was shot in Arizona, and that took me to the West Coast. We did 65 episodes. It was not a show that a ton of people saw, so it was like doing acting classes and getting paid for it. At that point I had the acting bug. So I went to L.A. to give it a try and never left. View quote
Christine Taylor
Sorry dude, but we're in a boxing match and you went against your word and tried to make me look weak and stupid in front of 17 million people. That's just not gonna happen. View quote
Dustin Diamond
When I was a kid, I remember trying to emulate Stevie Wonder's sound, and Donny Hathaway's sound. It's just part of who I am - I'm just a soulful kind of dude. View quote
Elliott Yamin
I still run into people in the business who skip over any other credits I have and say, 'I loved 'Hey, Dude!' This was back in '88, '89, '90. It was a goofy show about kids working at a dude ranch in Arizona. We did 65 episodes; I wrote 13 of them. We didn't know what we were doing, but it was writers' boot camp. It was great. View quote
Graham Yost