Pie Quotes

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. (Carl Sagan)
Let's not talk about Communism. Communism was just and idea, just pie in the sky. View quote
Boris Yeltsin
The future... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done. View quote
Edward Young
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. View quote
Jim Davis
I say violence is necessary. It is as American as cherry pie. View quote
H. Rap Brown
We don't want other people poking into our artistic pie. View quote
Neville Marriner
As time goes on we get closer to that American Dream of there being a pie cut up and shared. Usually greed and selfishness prevent that and there is always one bad apple in every barrel. View quote
Rick Danko
I've always been a big fan of Bill Paxton, and I met him at the American Pie premiere. View quote
Shane West
It doesn't matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up. View quote
Evelyn Waugh
The chief requisite for the making of a good chicken pie is chicken; no amount of culinary legerdemain can make up for the lack of chicken. In the same way, the chief requisite for the history of science is intimate scientific knowledge; no amount of philosophic legerdemain can make up for its absence. View quote
George Sarton
Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie. (Banksy)
You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face. View quote
Emma Thompson
I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe. View quote
Lewis Black
We're quite volatile as individuals, but that doesn't work exponentially when we are together. Relationships are about eating humble pie. View quote
Guy Ritchie
The fact that I was a junkie for a long time is only one slice of my own personal pie, which is made up of a lot of different slices. View quote
Anthony Kiedis
What we Republicans should stand for is growth in the economy. We ought to make the pie higher. View quote
George W. Bush
One hopeful sign that the filmmakers can learn and grow is that the sequel does not contain a single pie, if you know what I mean. View quote
Roger Ebert
Don't go into Mr. McGregor's garden: your father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor. View quote
Beatrix Potter
Feminism has never been about getting a job for one woman. It's about making life more fair for women everywhere. It's not about a piece of the existing pie; there are too many of us for that. It's about baking a new pie. View quote
Gloria Steinem
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. View quote
David Mamet
The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese! (Eugene Field)
Oh, the poor folks hate the rich folks, And the rich folks hate the poor folks. All of my folks hate all of your folks, It's American as apple pie. View quote
Tom Lehrer
On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon. That night he had a stomach ache. View quote
Eric Carle
If you have goals and the stick-with-it-ness to make things happen, people will feel threatened by you, especially if your goals don't include them. They believe that if you take a piece of pie, then that leaves less pie for them. Seeing you follow your dreams leaves them realizing that they're not following theirs. In truth, there is unlimited pie for everyone! View quote
RuPaul
I once sat on the rim of a mesa above the Rio Grande for three days and nights, trying to have a vision. I got hungry and saw God in the form of a beef pie. View quote
Edward Abbey