Pig Quotes - page 8

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig. (Judith Sheindlin)
A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women. View quote
Chuck Palahniuk
... I think I'm a pig: Pigs have got eyes, pigs have got mouths, pigs have got teeth, I've got friends who eat like pigs, I sound like a pig when I sleep. View quote
Ray Comfort
I hate being refered to as a comedian. Being a homosexual and a comedian is like being a pig and P.R. of the slaughterhouse: absurd. I'd rather consider myself a satirist. Acording to Thesaurus: a humorist who uses ridicule and irony and sarcasm... but i also puke a lot in the face of frustration; so then again i must be a supermodel. View quote
Miss Shangay Lily
I have eyes like those of a dead pig. View quote
Marlon Brando
And call me a pig, but isn't it brilliantly refreshing how early the Dutch eat dinner? When they're still laying out the cutlery in achingly hip Barcelona, they're hanging the Closed sign on the restaurant doors of old Amsterdam. View quote
Julie Burchill
If you will think about what you ought to do for other people, your character will take care of itself. Character is a by-product, and any man who devotes himself to its cultivation in his own case will become a selfish pig. View quote
Woodrow Wilson
I've got a mission to help people improve and massively change their lives and create breakthroughs, so I'm always looking for them and I'm the first guinea pig. View quote
Anthony Robbins
Pig sit still in the strainer I must have my Pig tea. View quote
Spike Hawkins
My shoe has caught a Pig I am a Pig Trap. View quote
Spike Hawkins
I have no desire to maintain a lifestyle. I am a horrible celebrity. If I am out in public I dress like a pig. (Sandra Bullock)
My whole approach to wardrobe is, throw it in a suitcase and make sure they don't press it, for Pete's sake, so I can try to display some rumpled charm. Actually, I'm just a pig. I've got coffee stains on my pants. I think they're coffee stains, anyway. View quote
Mel Gibson
Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the Warner Brothers cartoons, to be the voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig. View quote
Nicolas Cage
The pig's head hung down with gaping neck and seemed to search for something on the ground. At last the words of the chant floated up to them, across the bowl of blackened wood and ashes. "Kill the pig! Cut her throat! Spill the blood!" View quote
William Golding
If I say you're a goatherd's son, you say, 'Yes, Lord Ralon.'" Alanna gasped with fury. "I'd as soon kiss a pig! Is that what you've been doing-kissing pigs? Or being kissed? View quote
Tamora Pierce
You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig. View quote
Will Rogers
Primate and elephant and even pig societies show considerable evidence of care for others, parent-child bonding, solidarity in the face of danger, and so on. View quote
Christopher Hitchens
It is better to be a human dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. View quote
John Stuart Mill
You can't fatten the pig on market day. View quote
John Howard
Your increasingly obsolete information industries would perpetuate themselves by proposing laws, in America and elsewhere, that claim to own speech itself throughout the world. These laws would declare ideas to be another industrial product, no more noble than pig iron. View quote
John Perry Barlow
A pig never forgets, Ryan. They actually are pretty smart, I think, pigs. They can play pong or something. (Gavin Free)
I slept with this girl, and in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed. She said one pig in the blanket was enough. View quote
Jay London
Americans! They want to go 600 miles an hour, and they don't know how to walk! Look at them in the street. Bent over. Coughing! Young men with gray faces! Why can't they look at the animals? Look at a cat. Look at any animal. The only animal that doesn't hold its stomach in is the pig. View quote
Joseph Pilates
They put lipstick on the pig to try to sell it to somebody that didn't know what they were buying. View quote
Kyle Bass
I still, at hotel rooms, I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of someone else's door. Because I don't want the remnants. I don't want to be caught, like, being like the pig that I was at two in the morning. View quote
Drew Barrymore