Pig Quotes

To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral. (Abbie Hoffman)
I never apologized for anything in my life. The only thing I'm sorry about is putting a curse on Roger Ebert's colon. If a fat pig like Roger Ebert doesn't like my movie, then I'm sorry for him. View quote
Vincent Gallo
Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. View quote
Ambrose Bierce
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. View quote
George Bernard Shaw
PIG, n. An animal ('Porcus omnivorus') closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig. View quote
Ambrose Bierce
A peasant becomes fond of his pig and is glad to salt away its pork. What is significant, and is so difficult for the urban stranger to understand, is that the two statements are connected by an and not by a but. View quote
John Berger
The only thing about a man that is a man... is his mind. Everything else you can find in a pig or a horse. View quote
Archibald MacLeish
One has a nose. The nose scents and it chooses. An artist is simply a kind of pig snouting truffles. View quote
Igor Stravinsky
When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy. View quote
James Altucher
I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig. View quote
Cornelia Funke
I think they put some lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. (John McCain)
Pig power in America was infuriating, but pig power in the communist framework was awesome and unaccountable. View quote
Eldridge Cleaver
A pig painted gold is still a pig. View quote
Robert Jordan
You could weave silk from pig bristles before you could make a man anything but a man. View quote
Robert Jordan
Teach him how you will, a pig will never play the flute. View quote
Robert Jordan
It is the nature of the pig, that if there's nothing to stop her from stepping into abreuvoir - then it will. Nothing will stop bureaucracy from continuing to serve us "good" and protecting us from "evil" View quote
Janusz Korwin-Mikke
I don't normally look like a twig and I do eat like a pig but the weight has just dropped off me. View quote
Sienna Miller
It's awful to think of people eating dogs, but some people eat pork. I don't, but some people do. And a pig is just like a dog, there is no difference between them. View quote
Ricky Gervais
[An article about Cho] started out, "Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho..." What is "zaftig?" Isn't that German for "big fat pig?" I guess I was lucky- "zaftig" is kind of a nice word. It could have been, "Funny, sexy, OBESE Margaret Cho." View quote
Margaret Cho
Animal liberationists do not separate out the human animal, so there is no rational basis for saying that a human being has special rights. A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. They're all mammals. View quote
Ingrid Newkirk
We don't have to worry about making it interesting; all we have to worry about is getting rid of the pig. (David Mamet)
Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it! View quote
Davy Crockett
Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig. View quote
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
I may be a chauvinist pig of some sort, but I'm no rapist. View quote
Julian Assange
I discovered, though, that once having given a pig an enema there is no turning back, no chance of resuming one of life's more stereotyped roles. View quote
E. B. White