Cow Quotes - page 2

Whoever sincerely believes that elevated and distant goals are as little use to man as a cow, that "all of our problems” come from such goals, is left to eat, drink, sleep, or, when he gets sick of that, to run up to a chest and smash his forehead on its corner. (Anton Chekhov)
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hope that the cow will back up to them. View quote
Elbert Hubbard
These cruel, wanton, indiscriminate bombings of London are, of course, a part of Hitler's invasion plans. He hopes, by killing large numbers of civilians, and women and children, that he will terrorise and cow the people of this mighty imperial city ... Little does he know the spirit of the British nation, or the tough fibre of the Londoners. View quote
Winston Churchill
I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls. View quote
Matt Groening
Don't have a cow, man. View quote
Matt Groening
i was momentarily sidetracked by the vision of Eric herding a cow into a trailer and driving it to the shoulder of the the interstate and shooing it into the trees. View quote
Charlaine Harris
I don't have to do nothing you say, you old heifer cow. And you are old. Really, really old. And a cow, too. (Simi) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's been a full week since she left and all you've done is sulk like a dying cow. (Kish) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Ask me. I'm a cow expert. View quote
Gordon Korman
So Pa sold the little house. He sold the cow and calf. He made hickory bows and fastened them upright to the wagon box. Ma helped him stretch white canvas over them. View quote
Laura Ingalls Wilder
The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd! (Rowan Atkinson)
Unfortunately, the greatest photographers don't pay extreme attention to the clothes. If they decide to put a dress in a bathtub or in front of a cow in the countryside with dirt everywhere, well, the dresses come back... ready to be put in the garbage. View quote
Valentino Garavani
Kayla Robinson, if you don't shut up I'll fly down there and suck every last bit of blood from your stupid cheating cow body! View quote
P. C. Cast
A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher's stall passes as food. View quote
John Harvey Kellogg
I think it's important that, as a matter of course, the brain and spinal column were removed from this cow, and that would be the material that would cause concern in terms of human health. And therefore we're confident in the safety of the food supply. View quote
Ann Veneman
When I was little, we lived on 8 acres and my mom had a horse. But when I was 7, my mom kicked my dad out, and then in order to feed us five kids, she got critters cheap or for free and raised them for food. We milked a cow, raised chickens, pigs and beef cattle. We heated our one-story house with wood and stayed cold all winter. View quote
Bonnie Jo Campbell
I'm not here to say I don't eat vegetables - I do, a lot of them - but, from a soil perspective, they're actually more costly than a cow grazing on grass. View quote
Dan Barber
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. View quote
Grant Wood
Growing up in eastern Turkey, I was not really involved with the family business - sheep and cow farming, yogurt and cheese making. But I think I learned from my father the unspoken business language or instincts that go back thousands of years. View quote
Hamdi Ulukaya
I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead. View quote
Harry Caray
Not only do I know how to milk a cow, but I know how to herd a bunch of cows, too, which is a life skill that I think may come in handy someday. (Martina McBride)
How do we get a pantomime cow on set. Jeez, the rigours of satire. View quote
Mel Smith
It's a pragmatist's business, comedy. Start off with good intentions and references to the Pompidou Centre and you end up with boiled sweets and a pantomime cow. View quote
Mel Smith
When one cow was found with BSE in 2003, many of our trading partners closed their borders to our beef. View quote
Mike Johanns
We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that. We started with a humble log house, milk cow, garden-raised our own food, killed a hog every year in the fall, and had the meat hanging up in the smokehouse - that was our childhood, me and ol' Si. View quote
Phil Robertson