Cow Quotes

I don't like looking back. I'm always constantly looking forward. I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt milk. I'm too busy looking for the next cow. (Gordon Ramsay)
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk. View quote
Ogden Nash
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry. View quote
Mark Twain
Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon. View quote
Winston Churchill
I like animals, all animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog-or a chicken or a cow. And I wouldn't ask someone else to hurt them for me. That's why I'm a vegetarian. View quote
Peter Dinklage
A cow is a very good animal in the field but we turn her out of a garden. View quote
Samuel Johnson
My cow is not pretty, but it's pretty to me. View quote
David Lynch
To one, science is an exalted goddess; to another it is a cow which provides him with butter. View quote
Friedrich Schiller
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! View quote
Anne Tyler
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. View quote
Winston Churchill
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk. (Shmuel Yosef Agnon)
The friendly cow all red and white, I love with all my heart: She gives me cream with all her might, To eat with apple-tart. View quote
Robert Louis Stevenson
Truth, Sir, is a cow which will yield such people no more milk, and so, they are gone to milk the bull. View quote
Samuel Johnson
I saw this dude, he was wearing a leather jacket, and at the same time he was eating a hamburger and drinking a glass of milk. I said to him "Dude, you're a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I'll tip you over." View quote
Mitch Hedberg
I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet under a cow pat. View quote
Djuna Barnes
Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded. View quote
Dean Koontz
We know that someone who has channeled his anger into something constructive has not had a cow. How do we know these things? View quote
George Lakoff
Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow. View quote
Woody Guthrie
It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, "mad cow" disease, and many others, but I think a case can be made that faith is one of the world's great evils, comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to eradicate. View quote
Richard Dawkins
Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it's a better cow than the one you've got in your own field. It's a fact. Right? And it never really works out that way. View quote
Alex Ferguson
I think that sick people in Ankh-Morpork generally go to a vet. It's generally a better bet. There's more pressure on a vet to get it right. People say "it was god's will" when granny dies, but they get angry when they lose a cow. (Terry Pratchett)
Never mind failures; they are quite natural, they are the beauty of life, these failures. What would life be without them? It would not be worth having if it were not for struggles. Where would be the poetry of life? Never mind the struggles, the mistakes. I never heard a cow tell a lie, but it is only a cow-never a man. So never mind these failures, these little backslidings; hold the ideal a thousand times, and if you fail a thousand times, make the attempt once more. View quote
Swami Vivekananda
I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is. View quote
Ann Landers
If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow. View quote
William Lyon Phelps
It doesn't matter how much milk you spill as long as you don't lose the cow. View quote
Harvey Mackay