Punch Quotes - page 9

We say no to lots of things that would please us. I would like to punch people every now and then, but I don't. I would like to have something for free rather than pay for it. I would like to skip to the front of the line... I don't mean to brush aside the taste of meat, which is a powerful attraction. But its power is not without limit. (Jonathan Safran Foer)
Now we live in this DVD, iTunes, Hulu age, and show creators and networks are realizing that and letting shows develop on those terms rather than 'We gotta just punch it week to week, man.' Now they're like, 'What will happen if someone watches the entire show?' View quote
Patton Oswalt
Nobody can make me cry in public. I'll punch them first before they make my mascara smear. View quote
Sandra Bullock
If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line. View quote
Louise Erdrich
A friend had commented once that Neal had a gift for making someone want to punch him just for saying hello. View quote
Tamora Pierce
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles. View quote
Scott Adams
I must have read every issue of 'Punch' published in the 20th century, and I think in the process I picked up the true voice of English humour - that amiable, fairly liberal, laconic voice which you find in something like 'Three Men in a Boat.' View quote
Terry Pratchett
I know the difference now between dedication and infatuation. That doesn't mean I don't still get an enormous kick out of infatuation the exciting ephemera, the punch in the stomach, the adrenaline to the heart. View quote
Anna Quindlen
Muhammad Ali also had a way with words, but it helped enormously that he could also punch guys in the face. View quote
Bill Maher
I'm supposed to be all re-injected with yes-we-can fever after the big health care speech, and it was a great speech - when Black Elvis gets jiggy with his teleprompter, there is none better. But here's the thing: Muhammad Ali also had a way with words, but it helped enormously that he could also punch guys in the face. View quote
Bill Maher
These women, like writers, have no time clocks to punch, no waiting boss. I write in the morning before teaching, and neither these women nor I care about the morning commuter traffic. There is no place we have to be. We already are where we have to be, facing ourselves. Both of us, without the prodding of a paycheck or the loss of a job, face only time itself, and our responsibility to use it as best we can. (Andre Dubus)
Ninety-nine percent is in the delivery. If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize you're not telling jokes. View quote
Buddy Hackett
Dave would punch or slap people in the face repeatedly when they delivered bad news, or when people talked back with anything other than what he wanted to hear. I would say over a period of five years between 2000 and 2005 I saw him do this maybe 30 to 40 times. I saw him hit Jeff on at least one or two occasions. View quote
David Miscavige
We need to punch back against the extremes of both the left and the right and define the terms of the debate ourselves. View quote
John Avlon
This...is why screenwriting pays so well. They don't pay me to write. I'd write for free. They pay me NOT to punch people in the neck. View quote
John Rogers
The devastating punch we took on September 11th still reverberates throughout American society. View quote
Joe Biden
Making Donkey Punch was all about energy, speed and intense work. View quote
Olly Blackburn
Donkey Punch is a very extreme, real-world thriller – it's about characters and events that are based in reality and it pushes them into very dark and extreme situations where they have to do things that they would never have imagined. The film shows all this quite realistically and doesn't pull its punches. View quote
Olly Blackburn
I think Donkey Punch is an extreme thriller or an extreme reality-based thriller. The whole point of the film is it's grounded in reality. View quote
Olly Blackburn
He said "I'll punch your head!" I said "Whose?" He said "Yours!" I said "Mine?" He said "Yes!" I said "Oh?" He said "Want a fight?" I said "Who?" He said "You!" I said "Me?" He said "Yes!" I said "No!" So we then came to words, he said "You're a cad!" I said "Cad?" He said "Yes!" I said "Who?" He said "Who?" I said "Yes." He said "You!" I said "Oh!" So of course then I knew. View quote
Robb Wilton
There was a discussion in one of Polish TV stations. In that discussion, I told that mountaineering causes much more disasters than marijuana does. I do not know anyone who would die by marijuana, and some of my mountaineers friends paid off their passion in disability. But the presenter had a prepared punch line – she said that 85 percent of Poles are against the legalization of marijuana. I added then that in the eighteenth century, 96 percent of Poles were for smoking witches. Unfortunately, my punch line was cut out. And in this simple way, the media demonize the problem. (Jerzy Vetulani)
An attempt at visualizing the Fourth Dimension Take a point, stretch it into a line, curl it into a circle, twist it into a sphere, and punch through the sphere. View quote
Albert Einstein
I want Britain to punch its weight in the European Community. View quote
John Major
..... when you punch the head the brain hits the side of the skull. View quote
Wong Shun Leung
That was a direct punch to my scientist soul. View quote
Ricardo Galvão