Screw Quotes - page 4

My reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. (Erica Jong)
I am a misanthrope and yet utterly benevolent, have more than one screw loose yet am a super-idealist who digests philosophy more efficiently than food. View quote
Alfred Nobel
A turn, a screw, a pull, a twist, the drug that makes you prettiest. View quote
Amanda Palmer
Well, we haven't had what I would understand as the sort of sudden pressure that seems to screw a lot of people up. We've been under pressure for years. Most of the bands I can think of that have had severe problems with success pretty much had their first or second album go over the top, commercial success like we haven't even seen. And for me personally, and to a degree the rest of the band, none of us are really super social in particular. So we're not in situations on a daily basis where being somebody that's famous is going to become really annoying, or you can't go anywhere because everyone recognizes you. I don't go out too much anyway, 'cause I've never really liked crowds or been that comfortable around a lot of people. In that case, I've been really lucky. View quote
Chris Cornell
You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you. View quote
Cormac McCarthy
You need systems. You need checklists. You need ... things in place to keep people from making mistakes. Left to their own devices, people will screw up on a regular basis. View quote
Steven Novella
We all screw up. Everyone makes mistakes. That's what she did. It was bad judgment, that's all. You don't cut off the people you love for mistakes like that. View quote
Richelle Mead
Screw you," I told him in a low voice. "Are you offering?” "From what I've heard, there isn't much to screw," I shot back. View quote
Richelle Mead
I'm showing an interest in your work. I thought you liked me showing an interest in your work. My showing. Save the gerund and screw the whale. View quote
Tom Stoppard
Even if they had been real gods, what did it matter? What was it to me? Here I was still, right where I was born a thousand or so years before, in the middle of the human condition-namely, rubbish and pain. If the gods were real, their only relationship with us was to use us to play their games. Screw them all. View quote
Roger Zelazny
And there is another feeling, one which he shares with most of humankind. He knows he's screwed up his life, or something has twisted it. Every thinking man and woman knows this. Even the smug and dimwitted realize this unconsciously. But a baby, that beautiful being, that unsmirched blank tablet, unformed angel], represents a new [[hope. Perhaps it won't screw up. Perhaps it'll grow up to be a healthy confident reasonable good-humored unselfish loving man or woman. 'It won't be like me or my next-door neighbor,' the proud, but apprehensive, parent swears. (Philip José Farmer)
It would be nice if you'd stop almost killing me because you don't want to screw other peo­ple. View quote
Laurell K. Hamilton
How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” "I don't know. How many?” "Eight.” "Why?” "Oh, stop overanalyzing it. View quote
Dennis Lehane
I know procedures around here. And I know that there will still be Senate business conducted. But I will, for lack of a better word, screw things up. View quote
Harry Reid
Cham is the only thing to screw one up when one is down a peg. View quote
Anthony Trollope
All across the world, humanity knows you're the enemy. We're gonna get you assholes, just know that. It doesn't mean we're perfect but we're not out to screw women and children and hurt people. You understand that, assholes? You hate humanity because you project your own hatred of yourself on us, assholes. You want to kill us, how about you die?! Kill your fucking selves you fucking globalists!... Fuck yeah, fuck them! I'm sick of their shit, I don't fucking care anymore! View quote
Alex Jones
Screw the Rangers. Screw the Devils. View quote
Mike Milbury
Back when a hoe was a hoe. Coke was a coke. And crack's what you were doing. When you were cracking jokes. Back when a screw was a screw. The wind was all that blew. And when you said I'm down with that. Well, it meant you had the flu. I miss back when. I miss back when. I miss back when. View quote
Tim McGraw
I'm not a prophet! I'm just one more hard-worker, no more than that (...). I'm a bean, just a screw of this machine called tango. View quote
Osvaldo Pugliese
If I know anything, I know scary. And giving this president and this out-of-control Congress two more years to screw up our future is downright terrifying. Thankfully, this national nightmare is one we can end. View quote
Stephen King
In order to receive in the eye all the light diffracted through a narrow opening, and to see the phenomena strongly magnified; still more in order to directly measure the inflection of the light, I placed in front of the objective of a theodolite-telescope a screen in which there was a narrow vertical opening which could be made wider or narrower by means of a screw. By means of a heliostat I threw sunlight into a darkened room through a narrow slit so that it fell upon this screen, through whose opening the light was therefore diffracted. I could then observe through the telescope the phenomena produced by the diffraction, magnified, and yet seen with sufficient brightness; and at the same time I could measure the angles of inflection of the light by means of the theodolite. (Joseph von Fraunhofer)
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office. View quote
Molly Ivins
My job is not to save 'The Wheel of Time', to fix 'The Wheel of Time', or anything like that. My job is not to screw it up. View quote
Brandon Sanderson
We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things. View quote
Neil Cavuto
When you screw up someone's life, the least you can do is leave the person alone. View quote
Chetan Bhagat