Screw Quotes - page 2

But screw your courage to the sticking-place, And we'll not fail. (William Shakespeare)
Fight, flight, and screw up royaly.
Neal Shusterman
Most people have two emergency modes. Fight and Flight. But Conner always knew he had three. Fight, Flight, and Screw Up Royally.
Neal Shusterman
If we're going to improve the environment, the first thing we should do is duck the government. The second thing we should do is quit being moral. Screw the rights of nature. Nature will have rights as soon as it get duties. The minute we see birds, trees, bugs, and squirrels picking up litter, giving money to charity, and keeping an eye on our kids at the park, we'll let them vote.
P. J. O'Rourke
Where I come from, family's defined as those who don't screw you over a paycheck. Blood makes no difference. If you can trust them with your life and know that they'll be there come whatever hell rains down, then they're your family.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Don't worry about it. We're used to being told to go screw ourselves. And that's from the people who actually like us. You should hear what our enemies say. (Nykyrian)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that...and I like it that way. (Leo)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Fine. Let's begin with something even you can't screw up.” – Death "Way to build up my crappy confidence there. You should volunteer for the suicide hotline.” – Nick "What makes you think I don't?” – Death.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right.
Candace Bushnell
This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.
Bob Newhart
Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity. (Mark Hoppus)
When so much money is involved in these movies, someone somewhere is going to try to screw you.
Adam Duritz
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
Bob Lemon
When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw up your taxes.
Don Drysdale
Really, I don't care if people think I'm too skinny. This is my body. If they don't like it, screw it.
Ellen Pompeo
I admire people who just do the right thing, not looking to screw people up. I love all people.
Jessica Hahn
Guys just don't care. We don't take the time to plan behind each other's back. We just say, If you don't like me, screw you'. If a guy doesn't like you, you know because you have a black eye.
Jonathan Bennett
If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.
Jake Roberts
I have too much respect for the characters I play to make them anything but as real as they can possibly be. I have a great deal of respect for all of them, otherwise I wouldn't do them. And I don't want to screw them by not portraying them honestly.
Kyra Sedgwick
I think it has sullied his presidency. As brilliant a politician as Bill Clinton is, as magnetic a personality as he can be, there is one little screw loose somewhere.
Morley Safer
Good luck happens to people who work hard for it. Sometimes people just fall into the honey pot, but I've consistently strived to create whatever good fortune I can get in my life - and consistently strive just as hard not to screw it up once I have it! (Patrick Duffy)
If guys don't respect themselves, they don't respect other people. That's times and personalities. And all of them are not that way. But it don't take but one or two to screw up the whole crowd.
Richard Petty
Being under the microscope meant I was never given any slack. I still managed to screw up plenty in life, mind you, but in the things I really cared about - the legal work, or the stories I was telling as a writer, or the office I built in government - I wasn't left a lot of margin for error. It's kept me driven.
Ronan Farrow
I'm always the last person they go to with a sequel, because I'm the most skeptical. You know, I'm very proud of what we've done, and I don't want to screw up our series.
Sigourney Weaver
Sheriff Bart: Since I am your host and you are my guest what are your hobbies? What do you like to do in your free time? Jim "The Waco Kid": Oh you know, play chess...screw. Sheriff Bart: Well let's play chess!
Mel Brooks