Screw Quotes

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. (George Carlin)
Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners. View quote
Colley Cibber
Tolkien made the wrong choice when he brought Gandalf back. Screw Gandalf. He had a great death and the characters should have had to go on without him. View quote
George R. R. Martin
General fiction is pretty much about ways that people get into problems and screw their lives up. Science fiction is about everything else. View quote
Marvin Minsky
We need to accept that we won't always make the right decisions, that we'll screw up royally sometimes - understanding that failure is not the opposite of success, it's part of success. View quote
Arianna Huffington
So what do we do? Anything. Something. So long as we just don't sit there. If we screw it up, start over. Try something else. If we wait until we've satisfied all the uncertainties, it may be too late. View quote
Lee Iacocca
Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake. View quote
Daniel Radcliffe
Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to. View quote
Penn Jillette
Maybe you feel pressure to be positive because so many people rely on your good, fake-positive energy? If that's the case, screw everybody else. You're not a bottle of Valium. View quote
Augusten Burroughs
Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up. View quote
Danny DeVito
We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare. (Uta Hagen)
This is love, and the trouble with it: it can make you embarrassed. Love is really liking someone a whole lot and not wanting to screw that up. Everybody's chewed over this. This unites us, this part of love. View quote
Daniel Handler
Genius or fool, you don't live in the world alone. You can hide underground or you can build a wall around yourself, but somebody's going to come along and screw up the works. View quote
Haruki Murakami
Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too bad. View quote
Jimmy Wales
Sometimes I talk to myself fluently in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious. View quote
Steven Wright
If it's over--if it's really over--then don't let it screw up the rest of your life. View quote
Nicholas Sparks
I was just a screw or cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else. View quote
Edith Wharton
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. View quote
David Spade
Screw every known human culture. View quote
Greg Egan
I've learned so much from being a mom about the kind of person I want to be, the kind of woman I want to be. Motherhood has taught me mindfulness. If you just parent on instinct, you'll screw your kid up for life. You have to be so mindful." View quote
Gwyneth Paltrow
Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw up! You're going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process. Take the opportunity to learn from your mistakes: find the cause of your problem and eliminate it. Don't try to be perfect; just be an excellent example of being human. (Anthony Robbins)
If I have to apply five turns to the screw each day for the happiness of Argentina, I will do it. View quote
Evita Peron
Basically I just had to say, "Screw everyone around me - from now on I'm just gonna play what I think is important to me and our music." So I gave the big finger to all the current trends in technical wizardry, and just went off and did what I felt was best for the songs. View quote
Kirk Hammett
Apologize when you screw up and focus on other people, not on yourself. View quote
Randy Pausch
The world is divided into those who screw and those who do not. He distrusted those who did not-when they strayed form the straight and narrow it was something so unusual for them that they bragged about love as if they had just invented it. View quote
Gabriel García Márquez