Woke Quotes

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes." (Steven Wright)
I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep. View quote
Stan Laurel
I woke up and realized life is great and people are awesome and life is worth living. View quote
Hulk Hogan
Last night I woke up with someone squeezing my hand. It was my other hand. View quote
William S. Burroughs
On his childhood One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard. View quote
Mike Tyson
When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was laying there and something struck me. Why do we call this fun to kill this creature who was as happy as I was when I woke up this morning. View quote
Marv Levy
Death's dry bones glowed with light in the erotic dark but he woke not nor felt the two warm bodies merge; the male worm then took heart and in his wife's ear whispered: "With one sweet kiss, dear wife, we've conquered conquering Death!" View quote
Nikos Kazantzakis
The next morning I woke up at oh eight oh oh hours, my brothers, and as I still felt shagged and fagged and fashed and bashed and my glazzies were stuck together real horrorshow with sleepglue, I thought I would not go to school. View quote
Anthony Burgess
It was a tiny sound but it woke me up because it was a human sound. View quote
Miranda July
Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree If mankind perished utterly;And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn, Would scarcely know that we were gone. View quote
Sara Teasdale
In 1919 I woke up famous. I'd never guessed it. If I'd known I was famous, I'd have stolen away and wept. I was stupid. I was supposed to be intelligent. I was sensitive and very dumb. (Coco Chanel)
I slept, and dreamed that life was Beauty; I woke, and found that life was Duty. Was thy dream then a shadowy lie? Toil on, poor heart, unceasingly; And thou shalt find thy dream to be A truth and noonday light to thee. View quote
Ellen Sturgis Hooper
Had a dream, I was king; I woke up, still king. View quote
Eminem
I'm a little embarrassed about how long it took me to see the folly of most government intervention. It was probably 15 years before I really woke up to the fact that almost everything government attempts to do, it makes worse. View quote
John Stossel
I consider myself a pretty rounded guy. I've done pretty elite things in business, sport and academics and all of a sudden I woke up one morning and I'm a 'big, black, British, gay guy. View quote
John Amaechi
From my mother's sleep I fell into the State, And I hunched in its belly till my wet fur froze. Six miles from earth, loosed from its dream of life, I woke to black flak and the nightmare fighters. When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose. View quote
Randall Jarrell
But now the world, he thought, had taken them. He knew that this could suddenly happen. One day you just woke up, and there was somewhere that you needed to be. View quote
Meg Wolitzer
No," mom says, looking at me in the eyes. "What's a triumph is that you woke up this morning and decided to LIVE. THAT'S a triumph. that's what you did today. View quote
Ned Vizzini
I woke to a bucket of ice water in my face. "Sadie! Get up,” Zia said. "God!” I yelled. "Was that necessary?” "No,” admitted Zia. View quote
Rick Riordan
He also didn't mind Piper's using him for a pillow. She had a cute way of breathing when she slept - inhaling through the nose, exhaling with a little puff through the mouth. He was also disappointed when she woke up. View quote
Rick Riordan
When he woke, daylight was coming through the glass floor, and a boy's voice said, "Oh... You are in so much trouble. (Rick Riordan)
About 10 minutes ago, we all woke up because of this strange roaring sound. We all raced toward the sound, which turned out to be the washing machine going back on. Who knew the rinse cycle could be so scary? View quote
Susan Beth Pfeffer
Now I know that that is just the phenomena of eating this way. Most all of my letters say I hit a plateau and then one morning I woke up and the melt had happened. View quote
Suzanne Somers
You woke up on the wrong side of the oak tree, didn't you? (Acheron) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Instead of finding himself in nerd heaven-where every nerd gets fifty-eight virgins to role-play with-he woke up in Robert Wood Johnson with two broken legs and a separated shoulder, feeling like, well, he'd jumped off the New Brunswick train bridge. View quote
Junot Diaz