Jim Quotes

It's good Xerox is known for its copying machines, and it's good Jim Carrey is known for comedy. (Steve Guttenberg)
Paranoia is a survival trait when you run in my circles. It gives you something to do in your spare time, coming up with solutions to ridiculous problems that aren't ever going to happen. Except when one of them does, at which point you feel way too vindicated. - Harry Dresden, Changes, Jim Butcher. View quote
Jim Butcher
Your attitude measures up to the two requirements of love. You want to go to bed with her and can't, and you don't know her very well. Ignorance of the other person topped up with deprivation, Jim. You fit the formula all right, and what's more you want to go on fitting it. View quote
Kingsley Amis
Jim Morrison was a well-built boy, larger than average, and young enough to maintain the engorged silent connection right through the residue of chemicals. View quote
Grace Slick
Trey Spruance didn't want to tour for ages. And Dean Menta has always been our guitar-roadie during Angel Dust, and I remember him playing fantastically during soundchecks. During each gig, he was watching from the side of the stage, seeing Big Jim play stuff that he could play better. View quote
Mike Patton
How much did Jim Morrison know? View quote
David Icke
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!' View quote
Jim Carrey
Jim Morrison tells me that people are looking at the streets while I am looking at the moon. I do not feel connected enough [with the issues] to throw stones at a policeman. I want to throw stones at the whole world. View quote
Nico
Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me. View quote
Mark Twain
There was a great director who directed a picture that I wrote who barred me from the set- quite appropriately- and said, "I'm sorry, Jim. When you're directing, you don't need to know everything. You need the illusion that you do.” And, you know, and I WOULD be there- behind him trying to signal the actors in, you know, in a way I wasn't even aware of. View quote
James L. Brooks
I have talked to Debbie Hammond quite a bit, Jim Hammond's wife, his widow. I've seen their kids. And last time we played Dallas, a lot of them came over. It's hard for them to come see the show. It's still hard. (Reba McEntire)
Young people and Indian people need to know that we existed in the 20th Century. We need to know who our heroes are and to know what we have done and accomplished in this century other than what Olympic athletes Jim Thorpe and Billy Mills have done. View quote
Russell Means
My husband, Jim, converted to Judaism just before our wedding. View quote
Anita Diament
Yeah, I've done Jim Breuer's radio show a couple times, and I heard from Larry the Cable Guy when I got 'Mike & Molly,' wishing me congratulations. I'm always the last one to the party, man. But that's okay. I got there. View quote
Billy Gardell
I think Jim Taylor was very underrated, never hear much about him. We played Green Bay every year in exhibition, and generally we played them every couple of years in regular season. And I always thought he was a fierce competitor. View quote
Bob Lilly
Jim Carrey is a consummate actor and professional. He comes on set, knows his lines and knows his moves. View quote
Christine Baranski
I think people think Jim Carrey's just wild and crazy. He really is very disciplined. It is true of Eddie Murphy and Robin Williams as well. View quote
Christine Baranski
So here we are, just two months away from the election, with more and more examples that modern day Jim Crowe laws are alive and well in the state of Florida. View quote
Corrine Brown
Jim Carrey and my dad were best friends. He would always be in my house and stuff like that. View quote
Damon Wayans, Jr.
My top three were Jim Brown, Wilt Chamberlain and Bo Jackson. View quote
Dick Schaap
Jim mentioned I was an ALEC member, and that's correct. (Don Nickles)
One of the great things personally coming to Hawai'i is my friendship of Jim Nicholson. View quote
Dan Fouts
After watching films of Jim Brown, I noticed that he never ran out of bounds. He always ran North and South and that's what I turned my style into. I was a North and South runner. View quote
Earl Campbell
Jim played - he had a great stretch in the middle of the round there, and Chad made that long putt on 16. Almost got that match. We ended up losing, but we almost won it, too. View quote
Hal Sutton
My first quote was, I don't want to hurt God's people. Jim Bakker's quote was, I was set up by a female... View quote
Jessica Hahn