Fuck Quotes

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck. (George Carlin)
Never get worried over what people say/think about you. Fuck ‘em, at the end of the day the only opinion that matters is yours. View quote
Shannon Leto
Nobody tells me fuck all! View quote
Ozzy Osbourne
I like the word fuck. Fucking deal with it and move on to the first fucking question you have. View quote
Ozzy Osbourne
Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, "I'm goin' upstairs and fuck your grandmother." Well he was an honest guy ya know, he wasn't gonna bullshit a 4-year-old. View quote
George Carlin
It's not important to me to make other people at ease. I am difficult, but that's 'cause I don't really give a fuck. View quote
Amy Winehouse
Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway. View quote
Robert Downey Jr.
If I had killed somebody, it wouldn't have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But... fucking, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls. Everyone wants to fuck young girls! View quote
Roman Polański
If you think dope is for kicks and for thrills, you're out of your mind. There are more kicks the fuck to be had in a good case of paralytic polio or by living in an iron lung. If you think you need stuff to play music or sing, you're crazy. It can fix you so you can't play nothing or sing nothing. View quote
Billie Holiday
Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it! View quote
Britney Spears
Well, you know these immigrants, they come to our country, they burden our tax system. What they do is they come here and get into our education system and our health care and I gotta pay the taxes. My taxes have to pay that. Well what the fuck are you doing to me every time you have a kid? Every time you have a kid because its American I should pull up a chaise lounge and wave a flag while 15 of those things come out of you? Oh, I can't wait to pay for these! They're American! I have a vasectomy and an abortion on my record, but I can't wait to pay for your fucking fat-headed mid-western kids. Love it! I'll take a second job. (Doug Stanhope)
I can't talk to you about music because you don't know anything about music. I can talk to you about politics or sociology and all that peripheral stuff, but I can't talk to you about music. There's not enough information in common that I could say to you so you'd be able to understand. Besides, the people who read OUI don't give a fuck about music anyway. View quote
Frank Zappa
Peter Newman: Go fuck yourself. Thank you. Good night. View quote
Brian Mulroney
Working with the same people week after week brings out inspiration. You have to have an open discussion or you end up with actors saying fuck you to the writers and writers saying fuck you to the actors. View quote
Tracey Ullman
The idea of a band nowadays is 5 pretty boys, one with a tattoo, one with a shaved head, and on and on. What the fuck is that? I mean, I like Britney Spears, I think she's pretty, but I'm not from the Mickey Mouse Club-I'm from the Godzilla Club! View quote
Ozzy Osbourne
How the fuck you feed a tree?...What...you put a ham sandwich on the tree? View quote
Ozzy Osbourne
Who the fuck is Justin Bieber? View quote
Ozzy Osbourne
[hugging Sharon] Merry xmas.... now fuck off. View quote
Ozzy Osbourne
...as you'll know, the word 'fuck' sort of is used quite a lot in my house. Now, that's not to say, I think to say 'fuck this' or 'fuck you' a lot more, so it should be entered into the English language, because it has a lot more impact when you say, 'I fucking hate this thing. View quote
Ozzy Osbourne
Whenever single people complain about anything, I really want them to shut the fuck up. First of all, if you're single, your life has no consequence on the earth. Even if you're helping people aggressively, which you're fucking not, nobody gives a shit what happens to you. You can die, and it actually doesn't matter. It doesn't. Your mother will cry or whatever, but otherwise, nobody gives a shit. View quote
Louis C.K.
Listen, if you guys wanna move around and shift your asses a little, it's okay. It's okay by us, right? You can take all your clothes off if you like too, doesn't matter... Fuck off! [laughs]. (Freddie Mercury)
Maybe there are a group of gay banditos... who, every night climb into a van and go from village to dell, from community to community. They wander, and as the sun is coming down, just setting over a suburban village, the gays drive in. And there in a cul-de-sac, there in the light of a house, you can see a young American family, sitting down for their evening meal. And those gays... put on their masks and their festive colored robes, and sneak slowly into the house... and begin to FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE ASS! AND ANOTHER AMERICAN FAMILY IS DESTROYED! View quote
Lewis Black
Oh, for fuck sake stop lighting off fireworks and shouting & screaming I'm trying to sing a song! I mean I don't care. If you don't want to hear it. You know fuck you. I'm sure there are a lot of people here who do want to hear it. So why don't you just be quiet. If you want to light your fireworks off go outside and light them off out there and if you want to shout and scream well then go and do it out there.... but. I am trying to sing a song that some people want to listen to. I want to listen to it. View quote
Roger Waters
Take a good look at me. Now tell me, do you think I'm the sort of fellow who gives a fuck what happens once he's dead? View quote
Henry Miller
Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or I´ll eat your dog! View quote
Phil Brooks