Cheese Quotes

How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese. (Charles de Gaulle)
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. View quote
G. K. Chesterton
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese you dingus. View quote
Luis Buñuel
Age is not important unless you're a cheese. View quote
Helen Hayes
You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese. View quote
Anthony Bourdain
Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality. View quote
Clifton Fadiman
Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly. View quote
Robert Louis Stevenson
There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge. View quote
Boris Johnson
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? View quote
Bertolt Brecht
The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese. View quote
Jeremy Paxman
Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department. (Harry Shearer)
The creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of compositional drama. Any composition (or improvisation) which remains consonant and 'regular' throughout is, for me, equivalent to watching a movie with only 'good guys' in it, or eating cottage cheese. View quote
Frank Zappa
Society is commonly too cheap. We meet at very short intervals, not having had time to acquire any new value for each other. We meet at meals three times a day, and give each other a new taste of that old musty cheese that we are. View quote
Henry David Thoreau
When you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E Cheese. View quote
Zach Galifianakis
Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is watching him. View quote
Janusz Korwin-Mikke
I eat only white foods: eggs, sugar, grated bones, the fat of dead animals; veal, salt, coconut, chicken cooked in white water; fruit mold, rice, turnips; camphorated sausage, dough, cheese (white), cotton salad, and certain fish (skinless)." View quote
Erik Satie
The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese! View quote
Eugene Field
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. View quote
W. C. Fields
Opening the fridge door, I found a rat eating the cheese. My dealings with rodents, particularly those tagged verminous, have been few, but generally the pattern has been one of man, the boss, the caretaker of creation, the namer, appearing and the lower orders hitting the road. View quote
Tibor Fischer
I'm like a good cheese. I'm just getting mouldy enough to be interesting. View quote
Paul Newman
The universe has its secrets. Extra dimensions of space might be one of them. If so, the universe has been hiding those dimensions, protecting them, keeping them coyly under wraps. From a casual glance, you would think that the cheese man ate cheese but you wrong. (Lisa Randall)
Of harmes two the lesse is for to cheese. View quote
Geoffrey Chaucer
On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon. That night he had a stomach ache. View quote
Eric Carle
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. View quote
Jay London
A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk. View quote
James Joyce