Simon Quotes - page 6

No' is a magical word," he told her. "Here's how it goes. You say, 'Simon, I have an insane, suicidal plan. Would you like to help me carry it out?' And I say, "Why, no. (Cassandra Clare)
Jace slammed his hand down on the stele. "Clary-" "She said she doesn't want it,” said Simon. "Ha-ha.” "Ha-ha?” Jace looked incredulous. "That's your comeback? View quote
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Hey," said Jace. who was sitting on an overturned speaker, looking at his cellphone, "do you want to see a photo of Alec and Magnus in Berlin?" "Not really," said Simon. "Magnus is wearing lederhosen." "And yet, still no. View quote
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Lawful good to lawful evil!" said Simon, pleased. "He's quoting Dungeons and Dragons," said Clary. "Ignore him. View quote
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The thing about the Mirror is that no one knows where it is. In fact, no one knows what it is.” "It's a mirror,” Simon said. "You know – reflective, glass. I'm just assuming. View quote
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So you're trying to make her happy despite the fact that the reason she's unhappy in the first place is you," said Simon, not very kindly. "That seems contradictory, doesn't it?" "Love is a contradiction," said Jace. View quote
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And quit baring your fangs at me. It's making me nervous." "Good," Simon said. "if you want to know why, it's because you smell like blood." "It's my cologne. Eau de Recent Injury." Jace raised his left hand. View quote
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I have a feeling you're right, Sherwin.' 'Simon. My name is Simon. View quote
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It's Simon, he's missing." Ahh." said Magnus delicately "Missing what exactly?" Missing!" Jace repeated "As in gone, absent, notable for his lack of presence, disappeared. View quote
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Maybe you should call him,' Simon suggested, trying not to think too hard about how weird it was to be giving a demon hunter advice about possibly dating a warlock. View quote
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Everything we need to know is locked up in your head, under those pretty red curls." Clary reached up to touch her hair protectively. "I dont think-" "So what are you going to do?" Simon asked sharply. "Cut her head open to get at it? (Cassandra Clare)
He'll come back," Simon said again. "For you. View quote
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I need a bodyguard." Simon eyed him. "Have you been watching The Bodyguard? Because I am not going to fall in love with you and carry you around in my burly arms. View quote
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How are you feeling?" "Like someone massaged me with a cheese grater." -Clary & Simon, pg.297. View quote
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So you really cant think of anyone else who might want to kill you?"asked Jace. "Unlike in your case there arent actually all that many people who dislike me."said Simon. View quote
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Great,” Simon said. "Maybe I'll even make it back before my mother notices I'm gone. What's the time difference between here and Manhattan?” "You have a mother?” Aline looked amazed. View quote
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You snuck up on me,” she said. "I guess I'm not much of a Shadowhunter, huh?” Simon shrugged. "Well, in your defense, I do move with a silent, pantherlike grace. View quote
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Simon watched a kelpie skip past, carrying a glass of blue fluid, and raised an eyebrow. "It's not like Magnus's party,” Isabelle reassured him. "Everything here ought to be safe to drink.” "Ought to be?” Aline look worried. View quote
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Isabelle: Do you want some soup? Jace: No Isabelle: Do you think Hodge will want some soup? Jace: No one wants soup Simon: I want some soup! Jace: No, you don't. You just want to sleep with Isabelle. View quote
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Kyle is a werewolf?"asked Simon "Of course he's a werewolf, you moron"said Jace. View quote
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Told you what?” Alec's hand slid up Jace's arm to his shoulder. Magnus cleared his throat. Alec dropped his hand, red-faced, while Simon grinned into his undrunk coffee. -pg.139. (Cassandra Clare)
Simon-"From now on I will only adress people by nodding at them." Clary-"That's stupid why would you do that?" Simon-"Because it says that 'I am a badass, and I recognive that you too, are a badass. View quote
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Simon grinned. "You've never heard of Dungeons and Dragons?" "I've heard of dungeons," Jace said. "Also dragons. Although they're mostly extinct. View quote
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jace's clothes had been clean, stylish, ordinary. Sebastian had been wearing a long black wool trench coat that had looked expensive. Like an evil Burbeery ad, Simon said when she was done. View quote
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Baby?" She perched beside him in the chair. "You're kidding me right?" "I was trying it out, no?" "no," she said firmly Simon & Clary. View quote
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