Nuts Quotes

Desperation is the perfume of the young actor. It's so satisfying to have gotten rid of it. If you keep smelling it, it can drive you crazy. In this business a lot of people go nuts, go eccentric, even end up dead from it. Not my plan. (Uma Thurman)
Crazy people don't sit around wondering if they're nuts. View quote
Jake Gyllenhaal
God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them. View quote
Franz Kafka
Don't eat fruits or nuts. You are what you eat. View quote
Jim Davis
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. View quote
John Steinbeck
I eat nothing that's processed or refined - no high-fructose corn syrup, no sugar, no trans-fats. I eat a lot of fish and monounsaturated fats from olives, olive oil and nuts. A lot of organic, fresh fruits and vegetables. No bread. No gluten. No wheat. No rice. View quote
Dean Karnazes
Children are different-mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts. View quote
Jean Kerr
... you're nuts but you're welcome here. View quote
Steve Martin
I was home alone watching George Bush speak on television. So it was just really the two of us. And as I listened to him, I realized, that one of us... was nuts! And for the first time ever, I went "Wow, it's not me!" View quote
Lewis Black
Everyone in my book accuses everyone else of being crazy. Frankly, I think the whole society is nuts - and the question is: What does a sane man do in an insane society? View quote
Joseph Heller
If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts. (Lance Armstrong)
The movers and shakers have always been obsessive nuts. View quote
Theodore Sturgeon
If I like chocolate it won't surprise you that I have a few chocolates in my fridge, but if you find out I've got 16 warehouses full of chocolate, you'd think I was insane. All these rich guys are insane, obsessive compulsive twits obsessed with money - money is all they think about - they're all nuts. View quote
John Cleese
We do not mark out any precise line to be followed in diet; but we do say that in countries where there are fruits, grains, and nuts in abundance, flesh food is not the right food for God's people. View quote
Ellen G. White
See, Barack been, um, talking down to black people on this faith-based... I want to cut his nuts off. Barack, he's talking down to black people. View quote
Jesse Jackson
Books ain't no good. A guy needs somebody - to be near him. A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. View quote
John Steinbeck
I cannot bear to look at a film that I made before 1990. Maybe 1985. There's no sense even trying to explain it. I really just can't watch myself. I see all the machinery at work and it just drives me nuts, so I don't look at anything. View quote
Paul Newman
There are no moderate Republicans left, with the exception of a few who would vote with us when it doesn't make any difference. It's the most rigid ideological party since before the Civil War. [...] The bumper sticker I'm going to have printed up for Democrats this year is, "We're not perfect, but they're nuts." View quote
Barney Frank
If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane! View quote
Eminem
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. View quote
Redd Foxx
It used to be that, when something strange happened, we'd hear on the news "Police believe this is the act of an isolated nut." On the internet there are no isolated nuts; whatever kind of nut you are, you can find fifty nuts in the world exactly like you. (Bruce Perens)
When you innovate, you've got to be prepared for everyone telling you you're nuts. View quote
Larry Ellison
I just don't get it. The pigeon was already dead, we found it in the road. And no other censor has objected. What is the problem with you, English? You killed millions of Indians and Africans, and yet you go nuts about the circumstances of the death of a single Serbian pigeon. I am touched you hold the lives of Serbian birds so dear, but you are crazy. I will never understand how your minds work. View quote
Emir Kusturica
God often gives nuts to toothless people. View quote
Matt Groening
Food - I love nuts. I eat them all the time, they're easy to carry around, and I am never hungry all day long. View quote
Mehmet Oz