Ass Quotes - page 8

Are you havin' my ass? (Gavin Free)
You can shove your climate crisis up your ass. View quote
Greta Thunberg
The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death. View quote
Miguel de Cervantes
If the law supposes that, said Mr. Bumble ... the law is a ass, a idiot. View quote
Charles Dickens
One of the chief differences between an adult and a juvenile is that the adult knows when he is an ass while the juvenile never does. View quote
Eric Hoffer
Give my ass a little kiss, kiss it! View quote
Chuck Berry
One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or fat recycling wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips people will then be literally kissing ass. View quote
Dave Barry
I don't care who gets in my way--my mother, my grandmother, my daughter: I'll knock each and every one of them on their ass. View quote
Jack Tatum
If thou art rich, thou art poor for, like an ass, whose back with ingots bows, thou bearest the heavy riches but a journey, And death unloads thee. View quote
William Shakespeare
You are nothing but a crazy ass jerk! View quote
Wesley Willis
The music I love to play is Rock 'N Roll. I love to rock like a wild animal. I love to rock it well enough to whip a yak's ass. I love to whip it good on a horse's ass. I love to rock it real hard. I love to rock it all the way to Russia. I love to kick out the Jazz and kick it out all the way. (Wesley Willis)
Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole. View quote
Wesley Willis
My dad also survived five divorces, and the women he married cleaned his ass out every time. I used to think my dad got divorced because he wanted new furniture. At one point in my life, all we had left was a wooden box, a 12" black-and-white TV, and a four-man rubber raft for a couch. And yet, I was the coolest kid in third grade. (imitating a kid): "Mom, can we have a sleepover in Christopher Titus' house? They have a raft in the living room! We can row to breakfast in the morning. I can actually be Captain Crunch!" View quote
Christopher Titus
I have been an author for 22 years and an ass for 55. View quote
Mark Twain
The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become, until he goes abroad. View quote
Mark Twain
I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass. View quote
Craig Ferguson
If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them. View quote
Charles Bukowski
These books ain't window dressing. I think Machiavelli's the most sophisticated writer outside of Shakespeare. Way ahead of his time. Such a manipulative person. Everything he accomplished he did by kissin' ass. View quote
Mike Tyson
A player from Man City showed half of his ass for two seconds and it was a big nightmare. But this is a real nightmare. View quote
José Mourinho
We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that. View quote
Robin Williams
If you want to see me again, don't bring signs saying "Trudeau is a pig" and don't bring signs that he hustles women, because I won't talk to you. I didn't get into politics to be insulted. And don't throw wheat at me either. If you don't stop that, I'll kick you right in the ass. (Pierre Trudeau)
Although an ass is tired, he continues to carry his burden he is unmindful of cold and heat and he is always contented these three things should be learned from the ass. View quote
Chanakya
You will never get the crowd to cry Hosanna until you ride into town on an ass. View quote
Friedrich Nietzsche
Freud's fanciful pseudo-explanations (precisely because they are brilliant) perform a disservice. (Now any ass has these pictures available to use in "explaining" symptoms of an illness. View quote
Ludwig Wittgenstein
I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it. View quote
Shirley MacLaine