Ass Quotes - page 5

I don't particularly dislike any kind of person that might be reading my stuff. They like it and that's cool, but I don't do the work for any kind of group in particular, except for hobos, who just plain kick ass and light up my life. (Jhonen Vasquez)
What I didn't know was that if I didn't stand with my back to the wall, Hollywood people would unscrew my ass and sell it down the river. View quote
Joseph Wambaugh
Fame is also a test of character at times... Sometimes I pass the test sometimes I'm a pain in the ass. Sometimes I'm like, 'Oh, God I just want to buy some tampons' View quote
Meg Ryan
They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind. View quote
Michael Rosenbaum
The most significant piece of advice my father gave me early on about acting was, don't get caught acting. Really believe in what you're doing and then commit to it. Even if it feels uncomfortable, even if you feel that you're gonna look like an ass. It's all acting, but find the truth in a moment as opposed to just pretending you have and rather than trying to act your way out of it. View quote
Kiefer Sutherland
I love making people laugh and feel good, and that's awesome and special for me to be able to do that, but there really is nothing like kicking ass whether it's on a major scale, or whether it's in more of a dramatic fashion. Being physical and taking care of business the old-fashioned way is something that I love doing. View quote
Dwayne Johnson
I've been through a lot of hearings about one damn thing and another. Most of the time they're exercises in ass covering. If the unvarnished truth ever came out at one, it would be because someone screwed up. View quote
Daniel Abraham
Cut corners and it'll always come back to bite you in the ass. View quote
David Sedaris
It is hard to explain to people now how hard it was being a punk back then [the 1970s]. If you had short hair, didn't wear bell bottoms and walked down the street, chances are some asshole in an El Camino was going to kick your ass. View quote
John Roecker
Socrates, on being insulted in the marketplace, asked by a passerby, "Don't you worry about being called names?" retorted, "Why? Do you think I should resent it if an ass had kicked me? View quote
Alain de Botton
A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles. (Richard Francis Burton)
We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities it is only the particular ass that does so whom we can't tolerate. View quote
William James
One of the strongest natural proofs of the folly of hereditary right in kings is, that nature disapproves it otherwise she would not so frequently turn it into ridicule by giving mankind an ass in place of a lion. View quote
Thomas Paine
I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks the use of an angelic (or seemingly angelic character), whose likes have been written about for, oh, about 4,000 years, is ripping off Star Trek, has his head so thoroughly up his ass as to have blipped into an entirely new intestinally-based reality and desperately needs to get a wider frame of reference. View quote
J. Michael Straczynski
I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face. View quote
Leonard Cohen
One of the beautiful and terrible things about America is you can go there and still be whatever you want, if you bust your ass and you have some luck. View quote
James Frey
Listens-To-Wind "Injun Joe": Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears. View quote
Jim Butcher
President Bush withdrew from the Anti-Ballistic Missile treaty. Good I say, global stability was getting to be a pain in the ass. View quote
Maddox
Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass. View quote
George Carlin
Love is more powerful than kicking ass. View quote
Jet Li
If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you. (Bruce Lee)
If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass. View quote
Lewis Black
If a stranger taps you on the ass and says, 'How's the little lady today' you will probably cringe. But if he's an American, he's only being friendly. View quote
Margaret Atwood
If you feel you have a film that's valid, you stick your ass on the line. View quote
Nick Nolte
Home is where your ass is and if you want to move you move your ass the first step is learning to change homes with someone else and have someone else's ass. View quote
William S. Burroughs