Ass Quotes

I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven't just been sitting on my ass all afternoon. (William F. Buckley)
An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down. View quote
George Eliot
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. View quote
Ernest Hemingway
The Goddess Fortune is the devil's servant, ready to kiss any one's ass. View quote
William Blake
Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers and warriors. View quote
Hunter S. Thompson
I am ashamed the law is such an ass. View quote
George Chapman
At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass. View quote
Mark Twain
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! View quote
Kurt Cobain
When my time on earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass. View quote
Bob Knight
FEMA? I always thought it was a bone here in your ass. View quote
Lewis Black
The Devil is an Ass, I do acknowledge it. (Ben Jonson)
Kiss is the number-one American band in gold-record sales. In the world, only the Beatles and the Stones are ahead of us. Every other band should be wiping my ass. The line forms over there to the left. View quote
Gene Simmons
It was the kind of experience, Molly said, that would grow calluses on an angel's ass. View quote
Robert Charles Wilson
I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass. View quote
Barry Goldwater
By outward show let's not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated. View quote
John Gay
A rich bank account did not mean rich ideas; in fact, often the reverse. The bigger your ass, the more you want to cover it. View quote
Gregory Benford
You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass. View quote
Frank Sinatra
I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses. View quote
Heinrich Heine
My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line and kiss my ass. View quote
Christopher Hitchens
Dressed in the lion's skin, the ass spread terror far and wide. View quote
Jean de La Fontaine
The thing that distinguishes social systems from physical or even biological systems is their incomparable (and embarrassing) richness in special cases. Generalizations in the social sciences are mere pathways which lead through a riotous forest of individual trees, each a species unto itself. The social scientist who loses this sense of the essential individuality and uniqueness of each case is all too likely to make a solemn scientific ass of himself, especially if he thinks that his faceless generalizations are the equivalents of the rich variety of the world. (Kenneth Boulding)
My thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman who looked for his ass while he was mounted on his back. View quote
Miguel de Cervantes
If Britney Spears would paint her ass green, I'm sure you would spot green asses all over L.A., as soon as the word was out. View quote
Billie Joe Armstrong
Leave the ass burdened with laws behind in the valley. But your conscience, let it ascend with Isaac into the mountain. View quote
Martin Luther
In the relics of the saints the Lord Christ has provided us with saving fountains which in many ways pour out benefactions and gush with fragrant ointment. And let no one disbelieve. For, if by the will of God water poured out of the precipitous living rock in the desert, and for the thirsty Sampson from the jawbone of an ass, is it unbelievable that fragrant ointment should flow from the relics of the martyrs? Certainly not, at least for such as know the power of God and the honor which the saints have from Him. View quote
John of Damascus