Girlfriend Quotes

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading. (Steve Jobs)
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes." View quote
Steven Wright
Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend. View quote
Phil Ochs
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. View quote
Mitch Hedberg
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love. View quote
Jack Nicholson
Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production. View quote
Herbert Marcuse
She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you'll know loss the rest of your life. View quote
Junot Diaz
My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest. View quote
Layne Staley
I am pretty health-conscious, so when my girlfriend and/or I make dinner--no, I don't have a cook!--we choose the healthier options: lean meats, steamed veggies, fish, etc. Of course, there are always those cravings for the "bad foods" that I do give in to once in a while! View quote
Tiger Woods
Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show. View quote
Adam Sandler
Initially I was very encouraged. Unfortunately, the mainstream media now seems far more interested in what I said when I was 17 or what my girlfriend looks like rather than, say, the largest program of suspicionless surveillance in human history. (Edward Snowden)
My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing. View quote
Zach Galifianakis
If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death. View quote
Ben Kingsley
So you play your albums and you smoke your pot And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot Oh, but still you're aching for the things you haven't got, What went wrong? And if you can't understand why your world is so dead And why you've got to keep in style and feed your head Well, you're twenty one and still you mother makes your bed And that's too long. View quote
Billy Joel
You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility. View quote
Stevie Nicks
It must be hard just to be someone's girlfriend. View quote
Alice Evans
It's about the girlfriend who left me last year. I tried to put all my anger in those words, even though I'm just as much to blame for the break-up. 'Soma' is based on the idea that a love relationship is almost the same as opium: it slowly puts you to sleep, it soothes you, and gives you the illusion of sureness and security. Very deceivable. View quote
Billy Corgan
The girls show up wearing nothing. I can't lie, I'm 16, I don't hate it. I don't have a girlfriend. View quote
Justin Bieber
All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard. I'll tell you what hard is. Try talking your girlfriend into her third consecutive abortion. Yeah, that's hard, that takes finesse. You're just inconvenienced. View quote
David Cross
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. View quote
Jack Nicholson
Today's biggest headlines are stories about people who thought they were doing something that was secret: Jesse Jackson's secret girlfriend and child, Monica Lewinski's private meetings with the president and confidential girl talk with Linda Tripp. Just think of the news stories we've watched on television... (Ted Haggard)
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. View quote
Jay London
Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love, because my first love was tennis. View quote
Boris Becker
Have you tried this shrimp? It's freaking amazing. Would you get away from me? I hate you. You're so moody. Just because I kidnapped you and tried to force you to be my girlfriend. I thought you would be over that by now. View quote
Meg Cabot
My girlfriend: sophomore honors student, demigod, and-oh, yeah-head architect for redesigning the palace of the gods on Mount Olympus in her spare time. View quote
Rick Riordan