Cake Quotes - page 11

I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.' (Steven Wright)
Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream. View quote
Steven Wright
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. View quote
Lady Gaga
I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere. View quote
Jim Gaffigan
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' View quote
Jerry Seinfeld
Tea Cake, the son of the Evening Sun, had to die for loving her. View quote
Zora Neale Hurston
So I left my wonderfully intelligent family and soaked myself in the bath and considered drowning myself. Then I remembered I still had chocolate cake left over from yesterday so I came back up for air. Some things are worth living for. View quote
Cecelia Ahern
I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it. View quote
Grace Slick
Every Sunday, practically, we were at home to friends and guests and frequently had 20 or 30 people at the house. We mixed them all up higgledy-piggledy, young and old, people of good social position or of no position, and I believe a good time was had by all. We served cake and punch, tea and coffee, and no matter who they were everybody had to "muck in" and wash dishes and tidy up the sitting room when the day was over. View quote
Alice Bailey
When I was president of the company, I said, 'Okay, I can do this - piece of cake.' Then when you are the CEO, the responsibilities multiply enormously because you worry about everything. View quote
Indra Nooyi
No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dank concrete basement while somebody took pictures, well, any other situation would be a piece of cake. (Chuck Palahniuk)
The little man on the wedding cake. View quote
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I think that essentially I'm a private person, and to reconcile that with being famous is a hard thing, so I've been trying to have my cake and eat it, too -- to have my characters be famous yet still live a normal life where I'm not trapped by fame and recognizability. View quote
Sacha Baron Cohen
I think that American presidents, that position in itself, as well as American foreign policy, it has terrorism in it. CIA agents going to overthrow certain governments - they're using terrorist tactics. They're not going in there like, 'Hey, you wanna have some cake?' View quote
Lupe Fiasco
The only difference was one of them was trying to make a perfect cake and one of them was trying to write a great book. But if we remove that from the equation, it's the same impulse and they are equally entitled to their ecstasies and their despair. View quote
Michael Cunningham
When you are a hero you are always running to save someone, sweating, worried and guilty. When you are a villain you are just lurking in the shadows waiting for the hero to pass by. Then you pop them in the head and go home... piece of cake. View quote
James Marsters
The Barbarian hopes - and that is the very mark of him - that he can have his cake and eat it too. He will consume what civilisation has slowly produced after generations of selection and effort but he will not be at pains to replace such goods nor indeed has he a comprehension of the virtue that has brought them into being. View quote
Hilaire Belloc
A page of my journal is like a cake of portable soup. A little may be diffused into a considerable portion. View quote
James Boswell
I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' View quote
Jimmy Fallon
I always adored Frank Sinatra. His voice is an ingot of gold, a velvet cake. View quote
Scarlett Johansson
Mma Ramotswe sighed. 'We are all tempted, Mma. We are all tempted when it comes to cake.' That is true,' said Mma Potokwane sadly. 'There are many temptations in this life, but cake is probably one of the biggest of them. (Alexander McCall Smith)
I'm not much of a cake person. View quote
Daniel Radcliffe
You might say, 'Can't we have a more human Christianity, without the cross, without Jesus, without stripping ourselves?' In this way we'd become pastry-shop Christians, like a pretty cake and nice sweet things. Pretty, but not true Christians. View quote
Pope Francis
Twenty candles on a cake. Twenty Camels in a pack. Twenty months in the federal pen. Twenty shots of tequila down a young girl's gullet. Twenty centuries since Our Lord's last pratfall, and after all that time we still don't know where passion goes when it goes. View quote
Tom Robbins
You have to have really wide reading habits and pay attention to the news and just everything that's going on in the world: you need to. If you get this right, then the writing is a piece of cake. View quote
Terry Pratchett