Comedian Quotes - page 9

If you're a comedian, you are looking for material in daily life. (Rob Brydon)
The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live your life. When you're on Twitter, you're not living, and if you're not living, you're not taking in stimuli with which you can create new material. View quote
Rob Delaney
I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally find politics interesting enough to plan to be involved. View quote
Rob Delaney
I became a dancer in self-defense. I was doing a comedy monologue and didn't know how else to get off, so I danced off. I've been dancing ever since, but I'm still a comedian. View quote
Ray Bolger
I spent 25 years as a stand-up comedian. View quote
Steven Michael Quezada
I might've been witty, but I didn't have a shtick. So, I never considered myself a comedian. View quote
Scott Adsit
Your average comedian doesn't know the podcast universe, really. View quote
Scott Aukerman
Canadian comedians are generally more well-rounded... They have to do a lot more. In order to have a career in this country, you have to do everything. And in the States you can narrow-cast, you can be just a sitcom performer or a stand-up comedian or a sketch performer. View quote
Scott Thompson
I've been doing comedies but I'm not a comedian. View quote
Sean William Scott
We were against the war in Vietnam and for voter registration and social issues. Everybody has their choices, and the obligation of a comedian is first to entertain. And if you're so inclined, and you have some bigger thought, make sure you express it, because that's a gift. View quote
Tom Smothers
I'm not a comedian, but I love the comedians who know when to get off the stage. (Topher Grace)
I guess I considered myself just sort of a sketch comedian, you know? Actual screenwriting hadn't really occurred to me as a viable job - I didn't really know anything about it. View quote
Thomas Lennon
Kidney disease is a low-profile, unglamorous problem, a disease that disproportionately strikes minorities and the poor. Its celebrity spokesman is blue-collar comedian George Lopez, who received a kidney from his wife. View quote
Virginia Postrel
I was like a Borscht Belt comedian trapped in the body of a 6-year-old. I was channeling Jackie Mason at 7. View quote
Josh Gad
I feel like Jim Carrey is probably the closest thing to a true physical comedian that we have working today. View quote
Josh Gad
To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet. View quote
Dick Gregory
I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do. View quote
Adam Sandler
To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do. View quote
Adam Sandler
Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes. View quote
Bill Burr
The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come up with anything new that's funny. That's a tough place to be as a comedian. View quote
Bill Burr
You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can't believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me. (Bill Burr)
If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious. View quote
Norm Macdonald
Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian. View quote
George Carlin
I went from a comedian who wrote his own material to a writer who performed his own material. View quote
George Carlin
I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do. View quote
Louis C.K.