Comedian Quotes - page 3
I suspect it is this Camelot view that leads Miss Croce to be rather unfair to Gene Kelly...I should say the difference starts with their bodies. If you compare Kelly to Astaire, accepting Astaire's debonair style as perfection then, of course, Kelly looks bad. But in popular dance forms, in which movement is not rigidly codified, as it is in ballet, perfection is a romantic myth or a figure of speech, nothing more. Kelly isn't a winged dancer; he's a hoofer and more earthbound. But he has warmth and range as an actor...Astaire's grasshopper lightness was his limitation as an actor - confining him to perennial gosh-oh-gee adolescence;; he was always and only a light comedian and could function only in fairytale vehicles.
Fred Astaire
As Linda drifted in and out of consciousness, her fellow comedian Mark Steel noticed Joan Collins on the television. "I was on a chat show with Joan Collins,” he told fellow comedian Andy Hamilton. "How old is she?” Hamilton asked. "I think she must be close to 75,” replied Steel. From beneath the pile of bedclothes a little voice piped up: "How much is that in human years?”.
Linda Smith
